Punstoppable
A list of puns related to "Johnny Johnson"
When he got to old man Johnsonās house the old man said āMy yard doesnāt need any work, but my porch is in need of a coat of paint. Iāll pay you 50 bucks, and if you finish by sundown Iāll throw in a 50 dollar bonusā.
With a confused look on his face little Johnny accepted the offer and got to work.
Less than an hour later little Johnny knocked on old man Johnsonās door to collect his hundred dollars.
āAll finished, thatāll be one hundred dollarsā!
Noticing there wasnāt a single drop of paint on the porch the old man started quizzing little Johnnys integrity.
āNow little Johnny, are you absolutely positively one hundred percent sure you finished painting my porchā?
āI sure am! Oh and by the way thatās not a porch, itās a Ferrariā!
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