Albums

Bad Suns - Apocalypse Whenever

Pinegrove - 11:11

Cloakroom - Dissolution Wave

fredo disco, Disco Inc. - POP PUNK PONZI SCHEME

PENGSHUi - Destroy Yourself

glaive - old dog, new tricks

Johnnie Carwash - Teenage Ends

Royal & the Serpent - IF I DIED WOULD ANYONE CARE (EP)

Kulick - Everyone I Know Will Die (EP)

Singles

The Maine (with Taking Back Sunday and Charlotte Sands) - Loved You A Little

Dashboard Confessional - Burning Heart

Senses Fail - Lush Rimbaugh (Thoreau Remix)

Architects - Impermanence (Abbey Road Version)

Carly Cosgrove - Really Big Shrimp

Annie Jump Cannon - Grasp It

Greet Death - Punishment Existence

Marigold - A Better Place

First and Forever - You Would Never

Telltale (feat. Honey Revenge) - COBAIN

Tree River - Journey Proud

Fame on Fire - Plastic Heart

[Sueco - Loser](https://open.spotify.com/album/

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Couple Things to Note from Vecenie:

Draft Order Most Likely Will be the Biggest Factor for Who will Go 1st:

> Right now, the team that gets the No. 1 overall pick will have an immense influence on who goes No. 1. This is not a draft that currently has a no-doubter guy at the top, a la Zion Williamson, Cade Cunningham or Anthony Davis. Rather, I would say there is a good group of four players at the top in Jabari Smith Jr., Paolo Banchero, Chet Holmgren and Jaden Ivey. Team needs will play a role, given the preponderance of big men in that group. And simply put, it’ll be an eye-of-the-beholder situation.

Why You Might See Some Players You Know/Like In This Mock Draft:

> I tried my best to realistically project who will declare and who won’t, but we obviously have nothing in the way of answers there yet. In that vein, if you don’t see a player here, that doesn’t necessarily mean that I think said player is bad. Rather, I may have just decided not to push said underclassman through to the draft.

Draft Order:

> The draft order is based on league-wide rankings as of Jan. 3. Team needs are not accounted for, although if there was something of an interesting fit, I did make sure to note that. There are 58 picks in the 2022 NBA Draft, as the Miami Heat and Milwaukee Bucks have forfeited their second-round picks this year due to free-agency tomfoolery and shenanigans.

Mock Draft:

Only including excerpts for the Top 15 + Jaden Hardey at 21st (Since both Jovic & Hardey were mentioned in the Top 13 of the Mid-season Consensus Board on this sub)

1. Detroit Pistons - Jabari Smith Jr

> I have Smith at No. 1 entering the new year, but it’s a razor-thin margin between him, Banchero and Holmgren. Why Smith? I think his upside is juuuuust a bit higher than the other two if everything breaks right with his game...Smith profiles well as a good team’s second-best scoring option who can also be a strong defensive player. That’s a scalable player to winning situations, and he fits exceedingly well in Detroit given the Pistons’ disastrous shooting this year.

2. Orlando Magic - Paolo Banchero

> He’s still very strongly in the mix to go No. 1. He’s as polished a mismatch

This testimony given by u/smurfgirlveronica is the most important testimony that any EXJW has given to date, because she not only exposes the demonic origins of this cult, but there is also evidence.

Linked are recordings from the Six Screens of the Watchtower.

Spirit Channeler Part I

Spirit Channeler Part II

Spirit Channeler Part III

Brent Hanson Part I

Brent Hanson Part II

Smurf Girl's Family

Smurf Girl is related to Brent Hanson who murdered brother, Clyde Hanson, his sister-in-law, Jessica, and her unborn child in South Dakota in December of 2021. Brent was a Bethelite, he sexually abused Veronica, but the JWs ignored her when she told them. Brent and Clyde were both into witchcraft. Brent liked to torture baby bunnies; he would post videos on Facebook. The cruelty of this family was laughed off by her dad, "that is what junkyard families do". They own Hanson Salvage in Milbank, SD. Her aunt found a bunch of rabbit corpses rotting under Brent's bed. Brent's behavior is normal in the Ortonville Congregation of thirty-five publishers. There have been multiple publishers from this Hall who have been imprisoned for pedophilia or for raping mentally disabled patients.

Smurf Girl's grandfather joined the Watchtower mafia because he reasoned if you can’t beat them, join them.

Her uncles have met the current Governing Body, her uncles are pedophiles, they would molest her when they went out in field service. Her uncles wanted to scare people away from their Kingdom Hall.

Her mother was a Christian in the daylight and an occultist in the night.

Her parents would lock their bedroom but leave the b

I'll be listing every I mean, EVERY heavyweight boxing scrap I can think of. So if you haven't any of these fights, go watch it NOW. Without a further a do, here it is:

- Bob Satterfield vs Elkins Brothers

- Deontay Wilder vs Johann Duhaupas

- Earnie Shavers vs Ron Lyle

- Earnie Shavers vs Roy "Tiger" Williams

- Earnie Shavers vs Bernardo Mercado

- Earnie Shavers vs Jeff Sims

- Earnie Shavers vs Tex Cobb

- David Tua vs David Izon

- Shannonn Briggs vs Franz Botha

- Floyd Patterson vs George Chuvalo

- Razor Ruddock vs James Smith

I’ll preface this by saying I’ve been collecting for like 15 years. I buy almost everything used and rarely is it NM. Most of it is VG+ for the sleeve and most of the records sound great with minor surface noise. I’ll be honest, I did not go back through and play each of these to test their sound. They played great when I bought them (most of my entire collection has been purchased through a reputable local record shop) but many of them have been sitting on my shelf for a decade so I certainly can’t guarantee anything. They are all poly sleeved with paper inserts. Any damage to sleeves or records occurred before I purchased them; I can say that with certainty. If there are things that need pointed out that are excessive, I’ll absolutely list that. Otherwise, unless noted, assume the record is in VG+ condition with minor normal wear. Please don't just order one thing. I have a limited number of mailers and I'd like to utilize them as such. Shipping will be $6 media mail for lower 48 and I'll gladly get quotes for anything else.

I also have plenty of positive feedback on my eBay profile.

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Hawthorne Heights - If Only You Were Lonely - gray putty - $55 never played, just opened to check color

Silverstein - When Broken is Easily Fixed - yellow (sealed) - $50

Paramore - Ignorance 7” picture disc Hot Topic exclusive limited to 2500 sealed - $55

Paramore - All We Know is Falling - teal white marble limited to 500 - $170

take both paramore for $200

Methyl Ethyl - Everything is Forgotten VMP Pink 308/500 - $28

https://www.discogs.com/Methyl-Ethel-Everything-Is-Forgotten/release/9921645

Gay for Johnny Depp - What Doesn't Kill You Will Eventually Kill You - $15

https://www.discogs.com/Gay-For-Johnny-Depp-What-Doesnt-Kill-You-Eventually-Kills-You/release/3079426

V.A. Punk Compilation - Let Them Eat Jelly Beans - The ever-important comp including Black Flag, The Subhumans, Circle Jerks, D.O.A. and many, many more, includes poster - Vinyl and sleeve show age-appropriate wear for a 40 year-old record - $47

https://www.discogs.com/Various-Let-Them-Eat-Jellybeans/release/4382052

Bravo Fucking Bravo - S/T - Silkscreened cover, very limited, lyrics etched into B-side - $20

https://www.discogs.com/Bravo-Fucki

Box Score updated on 12/20/2021 at 21:53 EST

Kentucky Mashers 4 - 2 Blubs Bay Flappy Bois

 

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2B: Johnny Hopkins, Red Trapper

HR: BB Bambino Jr., Q Kimbrel

 

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I manually added them all within the space of 3 days, pretty exhausting to say the least but it’s done. If you guys know any other artists who might be missing comment them down below. This was the best I could do.

I started from artists with 40M+ scrobbles, initially thought of starting with artists with 10M+ but i figured it’d take an entire week if not a month to gather as many artists and their stats.

[EDIT: just realised the formatting is a bit funny for some of the entries but I’m sure you can make them out. Also if you guys notice any misspellings or double entries of the same artist let me know, I made sure not to mess it up as gathering all this data was making me dizzy lol.]

[EDIT 2: I currently feel like updating this list periodically (or even just randomly) so we can keep up with trends and movement of artists. I may also extend the starting point for scrobbles to 20M so safe to say i’m up for the challenge! Keep an eye out for the next one hopefully.]

[EDIT 3: Just added in 38 new entries thanks to your contributions! keep em coming if you have anymore :)]

1. 1,131,600,000 — BTS
2. 605,500,000 — THE BEATLES
3. 588,700,000 — RADIOHEAD
4. 566,200,000 — TAYLOR SWIFT
5. 474,100,000 — KANYE WEST
6. 429,500,000 — COLDPLAY
7. 408,800,000 — ARCTIC MONKEYS
8. 408,000,000 — LADY GAGA
9. 376,400,000 — MUSE
10. 372,000,000 — LANA DEL REY
11. 363,600,000 — PINK FLOYD
12. 337,100,000 — LINKIN PARK
13. 331,300,000 — RED HOT CHILLI PEPPERS
14. 316,300,000 — METALLICA
15. 290,600,000 — ARIANA GRANDE
16. 266,900,000 — NIRVANA
17. 258,700,000 — EMINEM
18. 255,600,000 — DRAKE
19. 254,100,000 — SYSTEM OF A DOWN
20. 250,400,000 — RIHANNA
21. 244,600,000 — BRITNEY SPEARS
22. 242,300,000 — DAFT PUNK
23. 238,600,000 — THE KILLERS
24. 236,600,000 — QUEEN
25. 234,600,000 — DAVID BOWIE
26. 227,900,000 — PARAMORE
27. 222,700,000 — GORILLAZ
28. 220,700,000 — GREEN DAY
29. 217,900,000 — THE STROKES
30. 216,800,000 — FOO FIGHTERS
31. 214,600,000 — LED ZEPPELIN
32. 213,400,000 — THE WEEKND
33. 212,600,000 — BEYONCÉ
34. 207,000,000 — KATY PERRY
35. 203,400,000 — BLINK-182
36. 200,900,000 — ARCADE FIRE
37. 200,700,000 — PLACEBO
38. 199,300,000 — NINE INCH NAILS
39. 195,700,000 — THE SMITHS
40. 194,600,000 — FLORENCE + THE MACHINE
41. 194,300,000 — RAMMSTEIN
42. 191,800,000 — FRANK OCEAN
43. 190,400,000 — MADONNA
44. 189,900,000 — THE CURE
45. 186,700,000 — IRON MAIDEN
46. 186,400,000 — DEPECHE MODE
47. 183,800,000 — KENDRICK LAMAR
48. 182,400,000 — KINGS OF LEON 4

##MIA 1 - ATL 2 ##FINAL

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Last Updated at 2021-11-29 01:39:49.171847

This is part one of this list. This list is based off of accomplishments in the NBA (or ABA), not college or international leagues. Please let me know of any mistakes or if I missed something.

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Key:

AS - All-Star

AN - All-NBA, All-ABA, All-BAA

AD - All-Defensive

AR - All-Rookie

MVP - Most Valuable Player

FMVP- Finals Most Valuable Player

DPOY - Defensive Player of the Year

6MOY - Sixth Man of the Year

MIP- Most Improved Player

COTY - Coach of the Year

EOTY- Executive of the Year

ScrC - Points Leader

AstC - Assists Leader

RebC - Rebounds Leader

StlC - Steals Leader

BlkC - Blocks Leader

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Acadia University (1): Brian Heaney (1969-70) - 2.0/0.3/0.4 - 14 G

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Akron (4): Bill Turner (1967-1973) - 5.4/3.5/0.6 - 294 G

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Alabama (32): Latrell Sprewell (1992-2005) - 18.3/4.1/4.0 - 913 G - 4x AS, 1x AN, 1x AD, AR

Honorable Mentions: Antonio McDyess, Robert Horry, Mo Williams, Gerald Wallace

Active: JaMychal Green, Collin Sexton, Kira Lewis Jr, Herb Jones, Joshua Primo

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Alabama A&M (1): Mickell Gladness (2011-12) - 2.2/2.2/0.2 - 26 G

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Alabama at Birmingham (11): Elijah Millsap (2015-2017) - 4.2/2.8/1.1 - 69 G

Active: Nate Darling

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Alabama State (2): Kevin Loder (1981-84) - 5.9/2.3/1.2 - 148 G

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Alabama-Huntsville (1): Josh Magette (2017-20) - 2.2/1.0/2.4 - 26 G

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Albany State (5): Caldwell Jones (1973-1990) - 7.9/8.2/1.4 - 1299 G - 1x AS, 2x AD

Honorable Mention: Wil Jones

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Albertson College of Idaho (1): Elgin Baylor (1958-72) - 27.4/13.5/4.3 - 846 G - HOF, 11x AS, 10x AN, ROY

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Alcorn State (6): Lindsey Hunter (1993-2010) - 8.5/2.2/2.7 - 937 G - 2x Champ, AR

Honorable Mention: Larry Smith

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Alliance College (1): Don Asmonga (1953-54) - 0.7/0.1/0.7 - 7 G

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American (2): Kermit Washington (1973-82, 1987) - 9.2/8.3/1.4 - 507 G - 1x AS, 2x AD

Honorable Mention: Andre Ingram

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American International (1): Mario Elie (1990-2001) - 8.6/2.8/2.6 - 732 G - 3x Champ

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Appalachian State (1): Belus Smawley (1947-51) - 12.7/2.8/23 - 261 G

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Arizona (60): Gilbert Arenas (2001-12) - 20.7/3.9/5.3 - 552 G - 3x AS, 3x AN, MIP

Honorable Mentions: Andre Iguodala, Jason Terry, Richard Jefferson, Mike Bibby, Damon Stoudamire, Steve Kerr

Active: Deandre Ayton, Aaron Gordon, Josh Green, Solomon Hill, Andre Iguodala, Stanley Johnson, Lauri Markkanean, TJ McConnell, Zeke Nnaji

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I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Mina Simington (manga)

Cameron Clix

Luna (manga)

Astral

Dr. Faker

Bootleg owner

Number 107: Galaxy-Eyes Tachyon Dragon (character)

Akira Tendo

Declan Akaba

Lucas Swank

Misato Hayashi

Manami Kumeta

Reginald Kastle (original)

Lazar's mother

Windy's partner

Scritch

Zigfried von SchroederAbout this image

Q

CroquetAbout this image

Diabound-Form4-JP-Anime-DM-NC

Sarina

Nero's grandfather

Claret

Weasel

Cal Kolter

Rare Hunter 5About this image

Yu-Gi-Oh! The Movie

Scritch

Miyu Sugisaki

Cliff the Trap Remover (character)

Don Piero

Senrigan Group

Kazuhiko Mashirito

Crystal Beast Topaz Tiger (character)

Hajime Imori

Gorou INeo-Spaclian Air Hummingbird (character)

nogasira (anime)

Star Chip-theft victimAbout this image

Neo-Spacian Aqua Dolphin (character)

Akhenaden

Vector's mother

Marik IshtarAbout this image

Lorenzo

Riley Akaba

Kazuma Tsukumo (manga)

Pirates Keith

Gael

Sergey Volkov

Regulus (character)

Ryoga Kamishiro (D Team)

Ojama Yellow (character)

Alex

Sultan of Spells

Rick2

Dark MagicianAbout this image

Syd Barlow

Harlin

Yugo

Paradox Brothers

Aster Phoenix (ARC-V)

Cathy Katherine

Shirley

Abyss (character)

Gelgo

Leonhart von Schroeder

Sakura

Alexis Rhodes

Robert Pearson

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Fake Jack Atlas

Sansho Pepper

Garuda the Wind Spirit (character)

Leo Akaba

Editor-in-chief

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JohnsonAbout this image

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Sato

This category is for characters from Yu-Gi-Oh! ARC-V.

Male hippie

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The D

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The Light of Destruction

Crow Hogan (manga)

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Kyle

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Brron, Mad King of Dark World (character)

Blaze

Madam Divina

Kotori Mizuki (D Team)

Kurama (character)

D-Horse

Red Nova

Don Piero (ARC-V)

Dark Magician Girl (character)

Yami Yugi

Finalist's friend

ValonAbout this image

Battle Footballer (character)

Shimon muran

Flight attendant

Battle Ox (ZEXAL character)

Haruto Tenjo (manga)

PriestKarim

Hunter Pace (manga)

Satake

Pandor

Yugi Muto

Nervin

Haluna

Pierre L'Supérieure

Kalin Kessler (manga)

Yu-Gi-Oh! GX Duel Monsters Spirits

Fonda Fontaine

Mrs. Kastle

Sergio

Heartland Tower Security Robot

Yusaku Fujiki

Akira Zaizen

Kilo

Yata-Garasu (character)

Cathy (manga)

Mentos

(I will see myself out)

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

Do your worst!

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

Mathematical puns makes me number

We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

He lost May

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.

Gender is fluid.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

But let me give it a shot.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

He’s the new temp.

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Last Updated at 2021-11-15 02:27:05.467429

The nurse asked the rabbit, “what is your blood type?”

“I am probably a type O” said the rabbit.

"Box Score updated on 11/15/2021 at 17:51 EST

Blubs Bay Flappy Bois 8 - 7 Kentucky Mashers

 

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2B: Toppo Thamornin, Dirk Dangerous 2, Daniel Martinez, Tyler Palmatier

HR: Juan Diego De Las Rosas Jr., Harry Peritestes, Red Trapper, Johnny McFarland, Tyler Palmatier

 

Pitchers

The doctor says it terminal.

"Box Score updated on 10/29/2021 at 18:23 EDT

Gas House Gorillas 2 - 4 Halifax Helmsmen

 

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HR: King Kruul, Hannibal Bligh

 

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