Were truly open-minded.
Me: Sure, tell me one son. My Son: Did you know that Lincoln had a guard with him at the theater where he was shot, but that the guard left to go across the street to have a drink and that's why Lincoln wasn't guarded when he was shot? Me: No, son, I had no idea. My Son: But that's not all. It was the same bar that John Wilkes Booth was waiting in before going to kill the president. Me: So did they see each other? My Son: I'm not sure dad. I'm thinking Booth might have been waiting to see if he would come in before he went over to shoot Lincoln. Me: I wonder if the guard came in, and Booth ask him if he could buy him a shot?!?!? My Son: audibly smacks head
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Edit: formatting
Teacher asked the students to tell the importance of the year 1809. John stand up and said βAbraham Lincoln was bornβ Then teacher again asked the students to tell the importance of another year 1819 Then Sam suddenly stand up and said βAbraham Lincoln was ten years oldβ!
