Pretty straight forward today. The ass treeks in this picture are connected to Howard, WXRK, and WRNW by one degree of separation.
https://imgur.com/jXdT3QZ
Identify both the person attached to these treeks and the WRNW/WXRK connection!
additional images will be uploaded at 1PM, 3PM, and 4PM EST.
Winner gets Reddit Gold. Oh shit I forgot to award the winners that missed it. Fuck. I will get on that I promise. Reddit loaded me up with coins because of the snafu. Thanks Reddit!
Contest deadline is 5PM EST. Open guessing starts at 4PM EST. One guess only until then!
If somebody has already posted your guess, you may demand traction and guess again.
Good luck!
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
The nurse asked the rabbit, “what is your blood type?”
“I am probably a type O” said the rabbit.
Mentos
(I will see myself out)
The doctor says it terminal.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?
We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.
Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
He lost May
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.
Gender is fluid.
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
But let me give it a shot.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
He’s the new temp.
Welcome to part 2 of my Steelers season-by-season MVP series. After tackling the first two decades of Steelers history, we're now moving on to the rest of the '50s and up until their first playoff win in '72. It's quite a roller coaster of an era, as the Steelers continued to play mediocre football through the decade, before suddenly emerging as title contenders from '58-'63, only to suddenly collapse into the leagues cellar for the rest of the decade, not recovering until the early '70s.
Once again, these are mostly based on statistics and personal (limited) analysis, so people are obviously gonna disagree at some point, but we're mainly here to have some fun and celebrate some of the best players in team history.
Moving on to round 2, let us begin!
1953 - Lynn Chandnois (Halfback)
123 carries, 470 rushing yards, 3 touchdowns
43 receptions, 412 receiving yards
26 punt returns, 101 yards
21 kickoff returns, 620 yards, 1 touchdown (led NFL)
Pro Bowler
I made a post a while back detailing the excellent and dynamic career Chandnois had with the Steelers. In short, Lynn Chandnois led the league in all-purpose yards in 1953, a year where the Steelers finished the season an average 6-6. While Chandnois was firing on all cylinders as a rusher, receiver, and returner, the rest of the offense wasn't quite up to par, with the passing attack taking a bit of a step back a year after Jim Finks led the league in passing touchdowns. Defensively, Pittsburgh was dominant on the ground, but easily torched through the air despite a stalwart campaign from Jack Butler. Ground and pound easily described what the Steelers were about during this time.
Honorable Mentions: Elbie Nickel (End), Marv Matuszak (Linebacker), George Hughes (Tackle), Bill McPeak (Defensive End), Ernie Stautner (Defensive Tackle), Dale Dodrill (Middle Guard), Ray Mathews (Halfback), Jack Butler (Cornerback), Pat Brady (punter)
1954 - Dale Dodrill (Middle Guard)
3 interceptions
2 fumble recoveries
Pro Bowler
First Team All-Pro
Before there was the middle linebacker, there was a middle guard, which is essentially a middle linebacker that lined up on the line instead of in the backfield. Dodrill, in an era of underrated Steelers, might be the most underrated of all, as he was easily one of the best defensive players of the mid '50s. Dodrill, along with Ernie Stautner and Jack Butler, bolstered one of the toughest defenses in the NFL, with teammates
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Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But that’s comparing apples to oranges
And boy are my arms legs.
Amy
Put it on my bill
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
They’re on standbi
A play on words.
Calcium, nickel, neon
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
Pilot on me!!
... olive skin, green eyes, snakes for hair.
But I had to break it off with her because she was constantly objectifying me.
