Why do the propellers of a plane go around and around?
To keep the pilot cool because if they stopped, man would he sweat
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︎ Feb 12 2021
What did the fawning plane propeller say to the pilot once they had landed?
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︎ Aug 30 2020
Sisyphus met a neanderthal who amazed him by demonstrating how to use jet fuel to propel the boulder up the hill.
"It's not rock. It science."
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︎ Mar 08 2020
What is the point of a propeller on a plane?
To keep the pilot cool. Once it stops you will see him start to sweat.
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︎ Nov 22 2019
I designed a crash proof jet plane, its made completely out of rubber.
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︎ Jun 06 2020
[OC] What did the propeller say to the famous jet?
"I'm basically a huge fan"
Was that even a pun? Or just play-on-words?
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︎ May 23 2013
Some terrorists wanted to film a documentary about plane hijackings
They are currently shooting the pilot
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︎ Jun 05 2021
I ran through the airport to catch my plane. Security told me I had to slow down.
I exceeded terminal velocity.
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︎ Jul 02 2021
They call the first episode of a TV show a "Pilot", because anyone can fly a plane for a couple seconds....
But you have to prove your jokes can land.
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︎ Jun 03 2021
A Spanish person was on a plane.
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︎ Jun 28 2021
I tried to carry my oversized board game onto the plane, but I wasnβt allowed.
They said the Risk was too big.
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︎ Jun 13 2021
I just flew on a plane with an all female flight crew.
It was an....unmanned aircraft.
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︎ May 23 2021
If a jet plane loaded with e-cigarette smokers flies overhead, you'll see the vaper trail.
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︎ Dec 04 2019
I just heard the king of Spain is quarantined on his private jet-
The reign in Spain stays mainly on the plane.
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︎ Jun 06 2021
'My wife is on a plane to Illinois.'
'Chicago?'
'Nah, she passenger.'
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︎ May 07 2021
Guy tries to board a plane with a dead racoon. The flight attendant says, "sir, you're going to have to check that"
"Don't worry," he replies, "It's carrion."
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︎ Mar 30 2021
What happened to the woman that backed into a plane propeller?
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︎ Nov 26 2016
If your pet dies while you are transporting them on a plane, do they become Carrion Carry-on?
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︎ Jun 05 2021
What do you call a paper plane that doesn't fly ?
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︎ Apr 07 2021
Spheres
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︎ Jun 18 2021
After Orville and Wilburβs first horrific and fatal plane-accident leaving their remains scattered on the tarmac, the chief medical examiner approaching what was left of them simply asked:
βAre you all Wright?!β
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︎ Apr 15 2021
Never ever get on a plane if the pilot is Dutch...
He'll take off and Netherland.
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︎ Apr 27 2021
Who flies a fast plane and robs ships?
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︎ May 17 2021
What happened to the plane run by a computer?
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︎ May 11 2021
The FAA has issued new guidelines on speed for airplanes to dock and passengers to board the plane.
The speeds for both are now known as "terminal velocity".
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︎ May 11 2021
So this plane takes off, am I right??
...I guess not every joke lands
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︎ Mar 27 2021
A 2-seater plane crashed into a graveyard in Ireland...
So far they've recovered 46 bodies
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︎ Apr 23 2021
How does a flower propel a bicycle?
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︎ Nov 02 2020
Plane
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︎ Dec 30 2020
I'm not sure when my plane will get here
It's pretty up in the air right now
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︎ Apr 04 2021
I once took a trip to Seattle on a plane in which the stewards only served candy made when peanut butter meets milk chocolate...
I don't know how far this Reese eating airline goes...
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︎ Mar 18 2021
Shakes On a Plane.
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︎ Feb 21 2021
Its lunchtime and the newcomer at my workplace is on a plane to India
Turnsout, someone told him that the nearby Delhi has the best sandwiches
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︎ Mar 14 2021
To avoid Covid on my flight, they converted the whole plane to Catholicism and started praying.
Unfortunately now weβve got a load of confirmed cases...
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︎ Jan 30 2021
My son asked me how often planes crash
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︎ Jan 14 2021
I'm flying to Florida today. Best part about the plane is
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︎ Feb 23 2021
How do flat earthers travel the world?
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︎ Jun 20 2021
What do you call a 60-year old flying in a jet- fighter?
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︎ Aug 24 2020
What do you call a plane full of tired pilots?
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︎ Feb 09 2021
I paint pictures of famous airplane propellers...
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︎ Aug 04 2020
Last time I flew my plane a Navy pilot checked his speed right after me. Ground said he was doing 761 mph.
Knot gonna lie I think he was mach-ing me.
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︎ Mar 02 2021
How do you fix BeyoncΓ©'s private plane
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︎ Feb 15 2021
Who invented the first plane
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︎ Jan 20 2021
If a baby is born on a plane, i guess you could call it... airborn
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︎ Nov 26 2020
Sorry New York Jets, but you just canβt score touchdowns.
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︎ Jan 23 2021
What did the airplane propeller say to the jet engine?
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︎ Oct 15 2017
I wasnβt allowed to take my oversized board game on the plane as a carryon.
They said, βThe Risk is too largeβ.
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