Jesus Is Lord Puns

A list of puns related to "Jesus Is Lord"

I met an Asian guy at a party and asked him, β€œAre you Chris Chen?”

He said: No, my name is Daniel. Do all Asian guys look the same to you?

Me: No. I meant, do you accept Jesus as your Lord and Savior?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2018
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My uncle's not a dad, but he could barely contain himself from this one...

My uncle posted a status that his wife finally got granted citizenship:

Uncle: Today, Mrs. [wife] is an American citizen! She is now legally allowed to waste food, hate foreigners and accept Jesus as lord and savior

Dad: And bear arms... can't forget that part.

Uncle: She doesn't have bear arms... she shaves.

(No offense intended)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/platypossamous
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2014
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