Jeremy Bolt Puns

I thought it would be cool if it was a redacted challenge to talk Bolt out of killing himself. Like give us a prompt before he throws himself off the bridge, that would be pretty cool

I was pretty excited for this but didn’t get my hopes up too much because I know that this studio doesn’t keep promises often. I’ve been looking but there is no other mention of the movie other than the original announcement. Does anyone have any updates?

I've just finished reading the books 'Hunt For The Skinwalker' and 'Skinwalkers At The Pentagon'. I've been avoiding these books mostly because of their names. Before reading them I scoffed at any mention of a paranormal-UFO connection. Reading books that outline big-business and government-run scientific experiments on the Skinwalker Ranch have completely changed my view on the phenomenon.

Many people on this subreddit are 'nuts and bolts' types. This is the idea that UFOs represent nothing more than alien visitation from other worlds in a more-or-less traditional, sci-fiesque sense. If you're interested in a new interpretation of the phenomenon then I suggest reading these books as they will blow your mind.

'Skinwalkers At The Pentagon' details a government program called AAWSAP that ran from 2008 to 2010. What makes this program so interesting is that its purview was to study the UAP-Paranormal connection, not just the UAPs themselves.

The book makes it clear that AAWSAP and AATIP (which was run by Lue Elizondo) were completely unrelated. AAWSAP was a government-funded research initiative to study the entirety of all paranormal phenomenon whereas AATIP only looked into the 'nuts and bolts' aspects.

At the end of the book you will find an appendix that lists the names of every single report AAWSAP produced for the DIA (Defense Intelligence Agency). This is ground breaking and no one is talking about it.

FOIA works best when it's done with specific information. Simply saying, 'Hey, send us all your UAP stuff' doesn't work. You have to know the NAMES of certain files and WHO HOLDS THEM if you want to get them. Well Colm Kelleher has given this to us on a silver platter.

Every recent interview I've watched of Jeremy Corbell has him complaining about the immense workload he is under. He constantly says, "I'm only one man, I can only do so much" and he complains that the UFO community is not doing enough. The thing is... he's right.

We can and SHOULD be doing more. We should be sourcing documents instead of waiting for tidbits from Lue, Jeremy, Chris and the rest.

Here is a list of the documents I am the most interested in seeing:

• BAASS January 2009 Monthly Report: Recruiting, Clearances, Development of UAP Databases, UAP Files at Los Alamos, EarthTech Contract, Reporting from FAA, and British, Canadian, and Danish Governments UAP Reports Assessment (19 pages)
• Recruiting, Clearances, Development of UAP Databases, EarthTech Contract, Reporting f

Game Information

Game Title: Forza Horizon 5

Genre: Racing, open world

Platforms: Xbox Series S/X, Xbox One, PC

Media: E3 2021 Announce Trailer | E3 2021 Gameplay Demo

Initial Drive Trailer

'The Getaway Driver'

Launch Trailer

Developer: Playground Games ^(Info)

Developers' HQ: Leamington Spa, England

Publisher: Xbox Game Studios

Price: Standard - $59.99 USD Contents

Deluxe - $79.99 USD

Premium - $99.99 USD

Also on Game Pass

Release Date: Premium: November 5, 2021

Standard / Deluxe: November 9, 2021

More Info: /r/forza | Wikipedia Page

Review Aggregator:

OpenCritic - 92 | 100% Recommended [Cross-Platform] Score Distribution

MetaCritic - 92 [XSX]

MetaCritic - [XB1]

MetaCritic - 91 [PC]

Hoarsely arbitrary list of past Forza games -

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Game Information

Game Title: Guardians of the Galaxy

Platforms:

• PC (Oct 26, 2021)
• Nintendo Switch (Oct 26, 2021)
• Xbox Series X/S (Oct 26, 2021)
• PlayStation 5 (Oct 26, 2021)
• Xbox One (Oct 26, 2021)

Trailers:

• Marvel's Guardians of the Galaxy - Official 4K Reveal Trailer
• Marvel's Guardians of the Galaxy - 4K Gameplay First Look

Developer: Eidos-Montréal

Publisher: Square Enix

Review Aggregator:

OpenCritic - 82 average - 82% recommended - 98 reviews

Critic Reviews

3DNews - Денис Щенников - Russian - 7.5 / 10

>Marvel's Guardians of the Galaxy are good enough to entertain you for a few evenings. But I doubt you will ever want to revisit this journey.

ACG - Jeremy Penter - Buy

>Video Review - Quote not available

Attack of the Fanboy - Diego Perez - 3.5 / 5 stars

>Marvel's Guardians of the Galaxy absolutely nails the vibe and look, even if the middling story, technical issues, and repetition hold it back from being truly great.

AusGamers - Steve Farrelly - 9 / 10

>Oh, and your 13-year-old 80s mullet is the thing dreams are made of.

But Why Tho? - Kate Sanchez - 9 / 10

>Even with its faults that can easily be patched up, Marvel's Guardians of the Galaxy is an absolute love letter to the property and one that any fan should be excited to play. Yes, the gameplay is excellent, but for this game, it's all about the

Thanks everyone so much for participating! I really had a good time making these polls and reading all of the comments and looking at the results. Here is a recap of all 23 polls.

A: 439 votes: Alive (45.1%), Animal (27.3%), All Those Yesterdays (12.8%), Amongst the Waves (9.1%), Army Reserve (3.4%), other (2.3%)

B: 599 votes: Black (52.4%), Better Man (20.2%), Breath (13.4%), Brain of J. (13.2%), Big Wave (0.5%), other (0.3%)

C: 485 votes: Corduroy (70.9%), Come Back (12.4%), Crazy Mary (12.2%), Comes Then Goes (2.3%), Comatose (1.6%), other (0.6%)

D: 521 votes: Daughter (33.4%), Do the Evolution (28.0%), Dissident (19.6%), Deep (10.0%), Down (9.0%), other (0.0%)

E: 815 votes: Elderly Woman (54.6%), Even Flow (40.4%), Evacuation (2.9%), Education (2.1%)

F: 828 votes: Footsteps (38.8%), Faithful (33.3%), Future Days (12.3%), Fatal (8.8%), Force of Nature (6.8%)

G: 569 votes: Given to Fly (46.4%), Go (21.6%), Garden (19.0%), Glorified G. (8.1%), Getaway (3.0%), other (1.9%)

H: 385 votes: Hail, Hail (65.7%), Hard to Imagine (22.6%), Habit (7.8%), Help, Help (7.8%), other (1.3%), Hitchhiker (0.8%)

I: 750 votes: Immortality (30.3%), Indifference (17.7%), In Hiding (16.9%), I Am Mine (16.9%), other (15.5%), Infallible (2.7%)

J: 670 votes: Jeremy (64.0%), Just Breathe (30.6%), Just a Girl (3.0%), Johnny Guitar (2.4%)

L: 857 votes: Last Exit (31.6%), Light Years (25.3%), Last Kiss (16.3%), Life Wasted (12.7%), Lightning Bolt (7.5%), other (6.5%)

M: 412 votes: Man of the Hour (31.8%), MFC (28.4%), Mind Your Manners (18.7%), Marker in the Sand (12.6%), Mankind (5.6%), My Father’s Son (2.9%)

N: 522 votes: Nothingman (42.9%), Not For You (28.4%), Nothing as it Seems (21.5%), No Way (7.3%), *forgot Never Destination, my mistake, whoops*

O: 624 votes: Once (32.5%), Off He Goes (31.2%), Oceans (25.5%), Of the Girl (8.2%), Other Side (1.8%), other (0.8%)

P: 623 votes: Porch (44.3%), Present Tense (43.7%), Pendulum (4.0%), Parachutes (3.7%), Parting Ways (3.4%), other (1.0%)

R: 898 votes: Rearviewmirror (45.8%), Release (36.7%), Red Mosquito (11.5%), Rats (4.7%), Retrograde (0.9%), other (0.4%)

S: 930 votes: State of Love and Trust (61.1%), Smile (13.0%), Spin the Black Circle (12.9%), Sirens (10.4%), other (1.7%), Sleeping by Myself (0.9%)

The: 496 votes: The Long Road (61.7%), The Fixer (27.2

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

Do your worst!

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

Mathematical puns makes me number

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.

They were cooked in Greece.

The doctor says it terminal.

He lost May

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

And now I’m cannelloni

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

And boy are my arms legs.

Put it on my bill

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

BamBOO!

They’re on standbi

A play on words.

Calcium, nickel, neon

Game Information

Game Title: Deathloop

Platforms:

• PlayStation 5 (Sep 14, 2021)
• PC (Sep 14, 2021)

Trailers:

• DEATHLOOP – Official Story Trailer: Down the Rabbit Hole
• DEATHLOOP – Official Gameplay Walkthrough
• DEATHLOOP – Official Gameplay Trailer 3: Déjà Vu
• DEATHLOOP – Official Gameplay Trailer 2: Two Birds One Stone
• DEATHLOOP – Official PS5 Gameplay Reveal Trailer: Welcome to Blackreef

Developer: Arkane Studios

Publisher: Bethesda Softworks

Review Aggregator:

OpenCritic - 88 average - 94% recommended - 98 reviews

Critic Reviews

ACG - Jeremy Penter - Wait for Sale

>"Deathloop is fun but it has a ton of problems identifying what it is, hedge wizard assassination game or slim wallet gun runner assassination game. nevertheless, the story is insanely good as it progresses."

Areajugones - Víctor Rodríguez - Spanish - 9 / 10

>‎Deathloop is a video game that maintains the characteristic elements of Arkane games: an outstanding level design, exceptional gameplay, an interesting story and a spectacular artistic section. A work with very few buts that has hooked me and fallen in love from beginning to end.‎

Ars Technica - Sam Machkovech - Unscored

>Deathloop may ultimately go down as my biggest gaming disappointment of 2021

Atomix - Alberto Desfassiaux - Spanish - 92 / 100

>‎I think that despite having some rough edges here and there, Death

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.