So, I’m a skin care junkie. Have been faithful to Perricone, Peter Thomas Roth, skinceuticals, etc. I’m also admitting that I have purchased/using Paul Nassif and (wait for it) Terry Dubrows line! I actually like Nassifs cleanser and detox pads, and Dubrows A/retinol serum and lotion. They work! I’m 58, so I do notice efficacy. Q: have you used product, and if so, what? Side note one- I’ve been a Serious Skin Care fan too(Jennifer Flavin Stallone) for over 30 years. They are manufactured in Las Vegas- so is Consulte Beauty- the Dubrow brand. Side note two: never purchased any cheap housewife wine (I’m a snob here) or a fake skinny girl drink. Have returned all Bethany purchases; kept some Sonja wear. What will you admit to, and how was it?
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
They’re on standbi
A play on words.
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
