9 Hilarious Jehovah 1 Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

These two jacked missionaries came to my door glorifying their new gym.

I told them I had no interest in joining Jehovah's Fitness.

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👤︎ u/gralatus

📅︎ Feb 03 2021

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PSA: if you receive an email with the subject ding dong. Whatever you do, don’t open it.

It’s the Jehovah’s witnesses working from home

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👤︎ u/YellowSnow2807

📅︎ May 12 2020

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Who tells the best knock knock jokes?

Jehovah's witnesses

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👤︎ u/crazyjarvis

📅︎ Mar 04 2020

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I've opened a gym, where the instructors would go from door to door, to tell people about the benefits of joining it.

I've named it Jehovah's Fitness.

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👤︎ u/sodomicity

📅︎ Jan 16 2019

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A Jehovah's Witness knocks on a Jew's door...

Jew: "Can I help you?"

Witness: "Hello sir, I'm here to tell you about the great Lord Jehovah!"

Jew: "Is that what you call him? You know, we have a name for him too..."

Witness: "No way?!"

Jew: "Yahweh."

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👤︎ u/smarvin6689

📅︎ Jul 29 2016

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Let’s start a religious fitness training group. We can call it

Jehovah’s Fitness

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👤︎ u/roiroiroiyourboat

📅︎ Jun 18 2018

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I thought up if this last week

What do you call it when a Jehovah Witness works out?

Jehovah Fitness

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👤︎ u/Acadias511

📅︎ Nov 16 2017

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Another word for a bicycle in America

A Jehovah's Fitness.

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👤︎ u/LurkingPhase

📅︎ Oct 03 2016

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A Jehovah's Witness knocks on a Jew's door... [Re-post from r/Jokes]

A Jehovah's Witness knocks on a Jew's door.

Jew: "Can I help you?"

Witness: "Hello sir, I'm here to tell you about the great Lord Jehovah!"

Jew: "Is that what you call him? You know, we have a name for him too..."

Witness: "No way?!"

Jew: "Yahweh."

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👤︎ u/Huntrossity

📅︎ Sep 03 2014

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