We all know what gerard and ray and mikey and franks heights are. so what do you think are mike and jarrods heights are when comapred to them?

I went to go see Alkaline Trio on their new tour and they were all there. I hadn't ever really cared to see what their drummer looked like, so I just assumed he was their's. Up until now did I think that. I am happy to have seen a talented artist such as Jarrod who has played with many great bands including our lords and saviors.

20:00 Leicester 1-0 Liverpool - Full Time

59' Goal! Leicester City 1, Liverpool 0. Ademola Lookman (Leicester City) right footed shot from the left side of the box to the bottom left corner. Assisted by Kiernan Dewsbury-Hall.

15' Penalty saved! Mohamed Salah (Liverpool) fails to capitalise on this great opportunity, left footed shot saved in the bottom left corner. Penalty conceded by Wilfred Ndidi (Leicester City) after a foul in the penalty area.

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TEAMS

Leicester: Schmeichel, Castagne, Amartey, Ndidi, Thomas, Choudhury, Soumare, Dewsbury-Hall, Maddison, Vardy, Iheanacho.

Subs: Tielemans, Albrighton, Ward, Perez, Vestergaard, Lookman, Daley-Campbell, Nelson, McAteer.

Liverpool: Alisson, Alexander-Arnold, Matip, van Dijk, Tsimikas, Henderson, Fabinho, Oxlade-Chamberlain, Salah, Jota, Mane.

Subs: Konate, Milner, Keita, Firmino, Gomez, Jones, Kelleher, Beck, Williams.

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15:00 Southampton 1-1 Tottenham - Full Time

Southampton scorers: James Ward-Prowse (25')

Tottenham Hotspur scorers: Harry Kane (41' PEN)

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25' Goal! Southampton 1, Tottenham Hotspur 0. James Ward-Prowse (Southampton) right footed shot from the left side of the box to the bottom right corner.

39' RED (Second yellow) card to Mohammed Salisu (Southampton) for a bad foul.

41' Goal! Southampton 1, Tottenham Hotspur 1. Harry Kane (Tottenham Hotspur) converts the penalty with a right footed shot to the top left corner.

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Southampton: Forster, Walker-Peters, Valery, Salisu, Bednarek, Perraud, Diallo, Ward-Prowse, S. Armstrong, A. Armstrong, Long.

Subs: Caballero, Romeu, Redmond, Small, Broja, Tella, Walcott, Simeu, Elyounoussi.

Tottenham: Lloris, Reguilon, Royal, Davies, Sanchez, Dier, Hojbjerg, Winks, Alli, Son, Kane.

Subs: Gollini, Doherty, Gil, Rodon, Tanganga, Moura, Ndombele, Skipp, White.

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15:00 Crystal Palace 3-0 Norwich - Full Time

Crystal Palace scorers: Odsonne Édouard (8' PEN), Jean-Philippe Mateta (38'), Jeff Schlupp (42')

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8' **Goal!

Non rival/other Premier League games

Arsenal 1-0 Watford

Leeds 1-1 Leicester

Everton 0-0 Tottenham

16:30

West Ham (4) 3-2 Liverpool (3)

Venue: London Stadium

1’ We’re off!

4’ GOOOALLL WEST HAAAAMM!! It looks like an direct corner goal from Fornals! Ogbonna contests Allisson which allows the ball to go in! Edit: Allisson own goal.

1-0, Allisson ❌⚽️

41’ Liverpool equalize! Alexander-Arnold with a pinpoint freekick leaving Fabianski with no chance!

1-1 Alexander-Arnold ⚽️

#HT

67’ WEST HAM RESTORE THEIR LEAD! Pablo Fornals gets in behind from a brilliant run by Jarrod Bowen and slides it past Alisson!

2-1 Pablo Fornals ⚽️

74’ Van Dijk is currently stopping literally everything.

75’ OUR BOY BIG KURT EXTENDS WEST HAM’S LEAD FROM A CORNER!!! INCREDIBLE!

3-1 Kurt Zouma ⚽️ (TAA 🧍)

82’ Hold your horses, it’s not over. Origi flicks it up and volleys it into the bottom corner. We’ve got a game!

3-2 Divock Origi ⚽️

90’ Mane misses a sitter!

#FT

West Ham and Liverpool switch places in the table and the Hammers give Liverpool their first loss of the season! This does paper over the cracks of our draw with Burnley.

With the Charlotte expansion draft tomorrow (at least as I type this), I decided it'd be fun to take a look back at every MLS expansion draft, from the beginning to today, and seeing what kind of players ended up taken!

There's a lot of names in the early versions, please bear with me, I will probably generalize most of those.

##1998: Miami Fusion & Chicago Fire

MIA PICKS: GKs Jeff Cassar and Scott Budnick, DFs Joey Martinez, Cle Kooiman, Matt Kmasko, Wade Webber, and Ramiro Corrales, DF/MFs David Vaudreuil and Kris Kelderman, MFs John Maessner and Nelson Vargas, FW Bryan Taylor

The bulk of Miami's wouldn't stay around beyond 1999. Corrales is arguably the most known of the group they selected, and he played a grand total of 3 games before being shipped to the MetroStars. Only Cassar and Vargas actually made it to the new millenium, and Vargas suffered a career ending injury that season while Cassar lost the starting gig to some kid named Rimando. Wonder whatever happened to him.

CHI PICKS: GKs Kevin Hartman and Zach Thornton, DFs Danny Pena, Francis Okaroh, Andrew Lewis, and Brian Bates, MFs Manny Lagos, Jason Farrell, Jorge Salcedo, and Diego Gutiérrez, FWs AJ Wood and Steve Patterson

Chicago, on the other hand, hit a home run. Hartman and Pena were immediately returned to the Galaxy for Chris Armas, who would make Best XI five times as a member of the Fire. They also got big name Jorge Campos in that deal, but Thornton beat the Mexican star for the #1 gig - and won Goalkeeper of the Year. The 35 year old Okaroh would prove to be a key stalwart of the league's second best defense as well, and Gutiérrez would join him in the defense (anchored by Defender of the Year Luboš Kubík) as Chicago won the double right away.

Most of the rest were pretty whatever. But getting, essentially, 4 pieces of a double-winning XI via the expansion draft (once you factor in the Pena/Hartman for Armas deal) is a win.

##2005: Real Salt Lake & Chivas USA

RSL PICKS: GK DJ Countess, DFs Rusty Pierce, Nelson Akwari, and Matt Behncke, MFs Brian Kamler, Pablo Brenes, Andy Williams, Chris Brown, and Kevin Ara, FW Erick Scott

Only Brown and Williams managed to make it beyond 2005 for RSL. Brown would leave after the 06 season with not much to show, but Williams would become a stalwart who would spend six seasons in Utah as a player, winning MLS Cup in 2009. Even in retirement, Williams stayed with RSL in other capacities un

This thread is all things transfers: Players in, Players out, Players loans expiring or being loaned out, and the best part: player rumors. If you have any information feel free to share and we can add it on here. This is the one stop shop for all transfer news! (We started early this year because of the recent Nani news)

OFFICIAL ARRIVALS

Purchased/Drafted

Loaned In

Option Exercised/Re-signed

OFFICIAL DEPARTURES

Sold/Released*

*Not all releases are final, club could bring players back on a n

Here are the picks I have selected for Gameweek 16. Do note, this is not a rate my team, it's simply an article I do on a weekly basis of players who I feel are the best picks within a £100m budget.

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Here are my FPL Way Picks for Gameweek 16 for the 2021-22 season. The deadline for GW16 is on Friday 10th December at 18:30 GMT

I will be building a team that I feel will perform well in Gameweek 16. This team uses £99.9m of the £100m budget.

HERE ARE THE FIXTURES FOR GAMEWEEK 16

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LET’S HAVE A LOOK AT THE TOP TEN TEAMS WITH THE BEST FIXTURES, BOTH DEFENSIVELY AND OFFENSIVELY

This is how predicted fixture difficulty is rated:

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– Stats provided by Fantasy Football Fix

THE FPL XV – WHO ARE THE BEST ASSETS TO OWN IN GW16?

Gameweek 15 has been another interesting week for sure with the race at the top of the Premier League being even closer now. We finally get a bit of a breather until GW16 and still have 5 more Gameweeks to go to finish off the year. My picks for Gameweek 15 ended up with a tidy 72 points which is not too shabby at all considering it was a lower than average Gameweek score. Let’s move on to Gameweek 16 where I will be providing the reasoning behind my picks. Three players you may be surprised to see that didn’t make it into my team are Bernando Silva, João Cancelo and Heung-Min Son, but with a £100m budget, some sacrifices had to be made but all three are definitely worth considering.

MY GAMEWEEK 16 SELECTION

GOALKEEPER

DANIEL BACHMANN

• Brentford vs Watford
• Price: £4.2m
• Ownership: 1.4%
• Projected Points: 2.9 Points

With Ben Foster out with an injury, Bachmann is once again the number one keeper for Watford. A cheap and cheerful GK who could well get some points this GW, even if it’s just from save points. Let’s hope for a clean sheet as it looks like Brentford’s star striker Ivan Toney will be out for GW16.

DEFENDERS

REECE JAMES

• Chelsea vs Leeds
• Price: £6.2m
• Ownership: 34.7%
• Projected Points: 5.9 Points

With a tas

here is the link to the spreadsheet with everyone, this includes negro leagues too.

Shit just realized the title says 550 names, but the the table only has 335, my mistake. Reddit wouldnt allow me to add 550 so I shortened and forgot to change the title.

OH YEAH and this is based off their baseball reference names, which is why there are a lot of silly names like Dizzy and Fuzzy in there.

Hi guys, I'm from Australia where we have a State of Origin competition for rugby league and formerly our own code of football. Basically, you represent the state where you played junior footy and I've made an NBA version for the last couple of years, so here's my latest edition.

Players represent their 'state of origin', and I have used the state they played high school ball in to decide which state they represent. I am mindful of prep and boarding schools so I have used common sense; for example D'Angelo Russell grew up in Kentucky, spent 1 year at a Kentucky high school and then 3 at the Montverde Academy in Florida, he would play for Kentucky in this scenario.

I also decided to include Canada as well. Here's all 50 states + Canada ranked with their teams:

#51 to 43: Hawaii, Idaho, Maine, Montana, New Mexico, North Dakota, Rhode Island, South Dakota, Vermont

No NBA representation

#42. Alaska

Starting 5: blank, blank, blank, JT Thor, blank

#41. Wyoming

Starting 5: blank, blank, blank, James Johnson, blank

#40. Nebraska

Starting 5: blank, Khyri Thomas, blank, blank, Justin Patton

#39. West Virginia

Starting 5: blank, blank, blank, Patrick Patterson, Gorgui Dieng

#38. Utah

Starting 5: Sam Merrill, Frank Jackson, blank, blank, Eric Mika

#37. Delaware

Starting 5: Nah'Shon Hyland, Donte DiVincenzo, blank, blank, blank

#36. New Hampshire

Starting 5: blank, Terrance Mann, Wenyen Gabriel, Georges Niang, blank

#35. Nevada

Starting 5: Nigel Williams-Goss, Gary Payton II, Troy Brown, Tyler Bey, Zach Collins

6th Man: Jonah Bolden

#34. Colorado

Starting 5: Reggie Jackson, Derrick White, blank, blank, blank

#33. Iowa

Starting 5: blank, Joe Wieskamp, Harrison Barnes, Doug McDermott, blank

6th Man: Jarrod Uthoff

#32. Kansas

Starting 5: blank, Buddy Hield, Semi Ojeleye, Dean Wade, Willie Cauley-Stein

6th Man: Bol Bol

Bench: Jeremiah Robinson-Earl

#31. Oregon

Starting 5: Mike James, Payton Pritchard, Terrence Ross, Kevin Love, Drew Eubanks

#30. Alabama

Starting 5: Kira Lewis Jr, Eric Bledsoe, Herbert Jones, JaMychal Green, DeMarcus Cousins

6th Man: DeMarre Carroll

Bench: Donta Hall, Levi Randolph, Josh Magette

#29. Arkansas

Starting 5: Malik Monk, Isaiah Joe, Moses Moody, Bobby Portis, Daniel Gafford

6th Man: Daryl Macon

Bench: Dusty Hannahs, Keljin Blevins

#28. Minnesota

Starting 5: Jalen Suggs, Gary Trent Jr, Amir Coffey, Zeke Nnaji, Mike Muscala

6th Man: Tyus Jones

Bench: Daniel Oturu, Tre Jone

#[Premier League - 2021/2022 Matchday 11] #FT: 90' West Ham 3-2 Liverpool

Match Info:

Date: November 07, 2021

Time: 16:30 (Etc/UTC)

Venue: London Stadium

Referee: Craig Pawson, England

Recent form

West Ham: WWLWLD

Liverpool: WWDDWW

Lineups:

West Ham - 4-2-3-1

Starting XI: Łukasz Fabiański, Ben Johnson, Kurt Zouma, Angelo Ogbonna, Aaron Cresswell, Tomáš Souček, Declan Rice, Jarrod Bowen, Pablo Fornals, Saïd Benrahma, Michail Antonio

Substitutes: Alphonse Aréola, Vladimír Coufal, Ryan Fredericks, Craig Dawson, Issa Diop, Mark Noble, Arthur Masuaku, Alex Král, Manuel Lanzini

Coach: D. Moyes

Liverpool - 4-3-3

Starting XI: Alisson, Trent Alexander-Arnold, Joël Matip, Virgil van Dijk, Andrew Robertson, Jordan Henderson, Fabinho, Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain, Mohamed Salah, Diogo Jota, Sadio Mané

Substitutes: Caoimhin Kelleher, Ibrahima Konaté, Neco Williams, Konstantinos Tsimikas, Nathaniel Phillips, Thiago Alcântara, Takumi Minamino, Tyler Morton, Divock Origi

Coach: J. Klopp

Match Stats:

Match events

0' KICKOFF!

4' GOAL! Scored by Alisson (West Ham)

22' Substitution: C. Dawson for A. Ogbonna (West Ham)

41' GOAL! Scored by T. Alexander-Arnold (Liverpool)

45' Yellow Card for T. Souček (West Ham)

55' Yellow Card for T. Alexander-Arnold (Liverpool)

67' GOAL! Scored by Pablo Fornals (West Ham)

69' Substitution: Thiago Alcântara for A. Oxlade-Chamberlain (Liverpool)

74' GOAL! Scored by K. Zouma (West Ham)

76' Substitution: D. Origi for Diogo Jota (Liverpool)

80' Substitution: T. Minamino for Fabinho (Liverpool)

83' GOAL! Scored by D. Origi (Liverpool)

84' Substitution: V. Coufal for J. Bowen (West Ham)

86' Substitution: A. Masuaku for S. Benrahma (West Ham)

90' Match whistled off

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I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

Do your worst!

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

And now I’m cannelloni

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

And boy are my arms legs.

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

BamBOO!

They’re on standbi

A play on words.

Calcium, nickel, neon

Put it on my bill

My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.

Mathematical puns makes me number

Pilot on me!!

Christopher Walken