I threw a biscuit at my neighbour the other day, but he ducked.

Jammy dodger.

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📅︎ Jun 17 2022
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What's the difference between a sandwich cookie with a fruit spread filling and a signal disruption device that only works sometimes?

One's a Jammie Dodger and the other is a dodgy jammer!

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👤︎ u/ppardee
📅︎ Dec 06 2021
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What do you call a strawberry farmer who avoids conscription?

A Jammy Draft Dodger.

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📅︎ Feb 13 2022
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