Why hasn’t Activia yogurt made a commercial with Jamie Lee Curtis singing a parody of Alanis Morissette’s “Ironic” and change it to “Probiotic”?
Wife blindly follows a recipe
Me: "What on earth is that crazy concoction that you're cooking up?"
Wife: "It's a Jamie Oliver recipe. I'm just following it."
Me: "If Jamie Oliver gave you a recipe to jump off a bridge, would you follow it?"
Wife: "Yeah, probably."
Me: "He should name it Jamie's seafood pancakes".
Groaning ensued.
The craft store is selling tiny wood coffins for Hallowe'en decorations.
I took one to my girlfriend, went down to one knee, presented the little black casket. I said, "Jamie, would you bury me?"
Mum just got dadjoked at dinner
Dad: "Is this your recipe?" Mum: "No it's Jamie Oliver" Dad: "Where!?"
