A list of puns related to "Jaffna District"
This timeline is for the fanfiction, "Summoning India", which is currently being written. It does not describe what is going to happen, but what happened before the teleportation event. This would help give anyone a brief understanding of this Alternate India from 2000, so that no one gets confused with the IRL one.
And yes, I know this is like a bio chapter but hey, I don't want people coming to me and being like, "Hey India had Su-30MK in the year 2000, not the F-16! And why is India using the M113 and not the BMP-1/2!!!"
Link for my fanfiction's cover art
Also sorry for any mistakes, I am new to Reddit and still figuring out myself.
1947- After 200 years under British rule, British India gained its Independence. As per the Indian Independence Act passed in the Westminster Parliament, the British Raj was partitioned into two separate independent nations, Secular Dominion of India under the elected Prime Minister Vallabhai Patel and Muslim dominated Dominion of Pakistan.
(Change of leadership - Vallabhai Patel was a man of action and known for his support for his armed forces and a strong united nation, both internal and external power projection. Thus Nehru becoming his deputy here instead )
1947/48- First Indo-Pak War. Both nations were still suffering from the communal violence that had ensued following the partition when an armed conflict arose on the question of who will take the Princely State of Jammu and Kashmir. The war began with a surprise Pakistan sponsored raider attack, overwhelming the State forces.
The ruler of the state, King Hari Singh signed the instrument of accession, which allowed the Indian Army to move in and fight off the raiders. Consequently, regular Pakistani Armed Forces entered combat and, after a year of intense fighting, the United Nations brokered a ceasefire. They left Pakistan with a third of Kashmir and India the rest.
[The Point of Divergence]
August 1950- India answers the call to arms by the United Nations and sends 6 Battalions (4200 soldiers) of the 1st Gorkha Rifles and an Army Medical unit 60th Parachute Field Ambulance to assist the Republic of Korea (South Koreans) in the Korean war. This act puts India to be seen in a better light by the United States and its allies. Indian troops would go on to fight commendably in the war, gaining widespread recognitio
... keep reading on reddit โกI don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Dedicated to the now-suspended user u/spacetemple
There's a story that was circulated quite a bit on Twitter on Sri Lankan independence day (February 4). It can be found here, but I will put it here:
>Today is Sri Lankaโs 73rd Independence Day. On this day 64 years ago Tamil Eelam boycotted Sri Lankaโs Independence Day, in protest of the Sinhala Only Act. 22-year-old Thirumalai Nadarajan was shot and killed by the Sri Lankan army when he attempted to remove a Sri Lankan flag and replace it with a black flag in peaceful protest. When he was killed, Velupillai Prabhakaran was 3 years old. This is the history of Sri Lanka before any Tamil picked up arms for liberation.
Before I begin, I will give the context of this piece of bad history for those who are unaware of modern Sri Lankan history. Sri Lanka is (in)famous for its civil war, which resulted from ethnic tensions between the Sinhalese majority and Tamil minority. The war was fought by the Sri Lankan state, which claimed to represent the Sinhalese, and the Liberation Tigers of Tamil Eelam (LTTE), which claimed to represent the Tamils. Velupillai Prabhakaran was the leader of the LTTE. Though the Sri Lankan government portrays the LTTE as a maniacal terrorist organization, many sympathizers of the LTTE (usually Tamils) argue that there was a certain predisposition of the Sri Lankan government to violence against Tamils long before the LTTE, and that the violent methods used by the LTTE were the only possible recourse against a merciless government.
Tamil resistance against the Sri Lankan government existed long before the LTTE. In the 1950's, this was mostly peaceful. In response to alleged discrimination by the Sri Lankan government, the leading Tamil political party, the Federal Party, staged a hartal in the Tamil-majority areas on Independence Day (February 4) where shops would be closed and black flags would fly instead of the lion (national) flag.
As such, the incident in question, having taken place on February 4, 1957, is a part of a narrative which depicts a ruthless Sri Lankan state using violence against Tamils long before Tamils fought for separation. In other words, "this is the history of Sri Lanka before any Tamil picked up arms for liberation."
Put simply, the tweet's story seems to be a twisted version of an actual incident that too
... keep reading on reddit โกDo your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies ๐
It really does, I swear!
Theyโre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
[Removed]
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
You take away their little brooms
There hasn't been a post all year!
Why
Itโs pronounced โNoel.โ
It was about a weak back.
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
French/Finnish art
Country/Canadian rap
Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
Where ever you left it ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐คญ
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
Him: I can explain everything!
(It's his best joke yet I think)
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