Jack A Lantern Puns

A list of puns related to "Jack A Lantern"

What do you get when you divide the circumference of a Jack-o-lantern by its diameter?

Pumpkin Pi

👍︎ 322
💬︎
👤︎ u/02K30C1
📅︎ Oct 26 2020
🚨︎ report
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

A pumpkin patch

👍︎ 122
💬︎
👤︎ u/JDangerboy
📅︎ Oct 12 2020
🚨︎ report
How do you mend a broken Jack o' Lantern?

With a pumpkin patch.

👍︎ 29
💬︎
👤︎ u/EmperorOfFabulous
📅︎ Sep 17 2020
🚨︎ report
What do you call a fat jack-o'-lantern?

A plumpkin.

👍︎ 11
💬︎
👤︎ u/kenddrraahh
📅︎ Oct 29 2019
🚨︎ report
I drove by a house with a lot of jack-o-lanterns.

It was a real gourdy scene.

👍︎ 6
💬︎
👤︎ u/SlippingStar
📅︎ Oct 26 2018
🚨︎ report
What is a jack o lantern's favorite pick up line?

Darling, you look GOURD-EOUS!!

👍︎ 14
💬︎
👤︎ u/Dan_the_Man0904
📅︎ Jul 19 2017
🚨︎ report
When you are carving a Jack O' Lantern, and you make a mistake. How do you fix it?

Dad: When you are carving a Jack O' Lantern, and you make a mistake. How do you fix it?

Me: Sigh What's the punchline?

Dad: You use a pumpkin patch! Nyuck, Nyuck, Nyuck, Nyuck, Nyuck!

(He actually said it like that.)

👍︎ 49
💬︎
👤︎ u/Trityler
📅︎ Oct 31 2014
🚨︎ report
What do you get when you divide the circumference of a Jack-o-lantern by its diameter

Pumpkin Pi

👍︎ 29
💬︎
👤︎ u/varunmohan02
📅︎ Oct 27 2020
🚨︎ report
How do you fix a broken jack-o’-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch

👍︎ 2
💬︎
👤︎ u/MangoAway17
📅︎ Nov 17 2020
🚨︎ report
How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?

You use a pumpkin patch.

👍︎ 694
💬︎
👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Oct 29 2019
🚨︎ report
How do you mend a broken jack-o'-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch! 🎃

👍︎ 6
💬︎
👤︎ u/Armadildont
📅︎ Oct 24 2019
🚨︎ report
How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?

You use a pumpkin patch.

👍︎ 67
💬︎
👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 05 2019
🚨︎ report
How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?

You use a pumpkin patch.

👍︎ 15
💬︎
👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 05 2019
🚨︎ report
What do you use to mend a jack-o-lantern?

A pumpkin patch!

👍︎ 6
💬︎
👤︎ u/cool-kid103
📅︎ Oct 07 2019
🚨︎ report
How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?

You use a pumpkin patch.

👍︎ 2
💬︎
👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 02 2019
🚨︎ report
Divided the circumference of a Jack-o-lantern today by its diameter.

Ended up with pumpkin pi.

👍︎ 30
💬︎
👤︎ u/thewargingned
📅︎ Oct 31 2018
🚨︎ report
How do you fix a broken Jack-o-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch!

👍︎ 33
💬︎
👤︎ u/ToeKneeh
📅︎ Oct 12 2018
🚨︎ report
How do you fix a damaged jack o lantern?

With a pumpkin patch!

👍︎ 3
💬︎
👤︎ u/ngathin1
📅︎ Nov 01 2018
🚨︎ report
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern

With a pumpkin patch

👍︎ 25
💬︎
👤︎ u/NomadicVagrant
📅︎ Oct 07 2016
🚨︎ report
How do you repair a broken jack-o-lantern?

with a pumpkin patch!

👍︎ 8
💬︎
👤︎ u/d4hm3r
📅︎ Oct 16 2015
🚨︎ report
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch.

👍︎ 10
💬︎
👤︎ u/MoetheCigarGuy
📅︎ Oct 31 2013
🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.