A list of puns related to "J Sharp"
If you don’t C-sharp, you’ll be B-flat
They don't call it sharp cheddar for no reason.
But if you do, make sure it's extra sharp.
It’s always looking sharp!
things were always sharp and to the point
I can’t C sharp, but I am the dad of A minor, That boy is nothing but treble.
is with a very very sharp knife.
It was extra sharp.
Everyone had a hard time navigating those sharp V-turns.
At work, Gary has to cut holes in sheet metal and has to use a de-burring hook to remove the sharp edges of the cutout. He always catches someone with their guard down and ask to borrow their heater. Gary works inside in a warm clean building, so it’s an odd request.
Their head tilts sideways like a confused dog, and they say puzzled “Heater?”.
Gary replies, “Yeah, your de-BUrRRrRR-ing tool” as he crosses his arms and shivers.
it wasn't really sharp of him
Because it was extra sharp.
I turned to her and said 'damn that is some sharp cheddar!'
”Careful, that tv is SHARP!” since it was a sharp branded TV
My girlfriend and I opened a new pack of pre-sliced cheese. As we’re munching, I hold my mouth in pain and say “Ow!” She asked what was wrong and I said, “Well no wonder my mouth hurts, the package says this is extra sharp cheddar.” She was not amused
He stabbed me with it and all I could think was damn, that cheddar is sharp.
Because he wanted to look sharp.
It was way too sharp for me to handle.
I thought it was really sharp, but I told my friends, and it just fell flat.
Damn, that was a sharp moment.
He replied, "because I wanted to look sharp".
I think it has a sharp design.
It was always too sharp for my taste.
Lookin sharp
I told him “be careful, it’s sharp!”
Because it would "B-Sharp"
And when I handed it to her I said, “Be careful, this cheese is extra sharp.”
They’re always a bit sharp.
Especially if it's extra sharp
Because it was sharp cheddar.
In the kitchen this morning, he tells me: "Dad, you know the Spartans were really fierce, and they'd throw away old weapons. They thought that if it wasn't sharp, it didn't have a point."
Their heads aren't nearly sharp enough
Sharp cheddar.
He couldn’t see sharp.
He'd driven over something sharp and got his tire flat
Some of them might be sharp.
I see sharp students in this class!
Plenty of Fish in the C-Sharp
Airport Security: Do you have anything sharp on you?
Dad: Yes, my brain.
Sharp Cheddar
Because they both looked sharp
Invitation said to look sharp.
Not the usual format, but whenever me and my wife go to the grocery store and buy cheese, I always tell out super loud. "HONEY BE CAREFUL! THAT CHEESE IS EXTRA SHARP!" Always catches her off guard, always gets a decent groan. 😁
Girl in class: This is stupid
Teacher: that was mean
Girl: I'm very blunt
Teacher: well you're not very sharp
I didn't realize it was Extra Sharp.
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