People told me that planting ivy on my body was a bad idea

but now I think it's grown on me.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2019
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I didn't think I would like the ivy my wife planted

But then it grew on me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheDeadlyGent
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2018
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Just got hired and I'm already *that* employee

Me: (assembling boxes) i'll watch out for that plant.

Boss: yes please do, i've had that fern since it was just a sprout.

Me: awww. they grow up so fast.

Boss: yes. it'll probably start going to college soon.

Me: think it'll go to an... ivy league?

Boss: ...

Me: ...

Boss: ...

Me: ...so yeah I'll just pack these boxes and watch out for the plant.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2014
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