Italian Open Puns

A list of puns related to "Italian Open"

I want to open a Vietnamese / Italian restaurant named Pho-GetAboutIt
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👤︎ u/Senor_Gringo_Starr
📅︎ Jul 28 2017
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Grand Opening of a Vietnamese/Italian Restaurant

Pho Getaboutit

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👤︎ u/nayrevad
📅︎ Oct 20 2018
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My wife and I are thinking about opening an Italian/Mexican fusion restaurant.

Going to call it Guacamoré.

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👤︎ u/DukeOfDownvotes
📅︎ Dec 31 2016
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Meatballs

Made a large batch of meatballs a couple of weeks ago and put the extras in the freezer. Last night was spaghetti night, so I pulled out a bag. Opened up the bag and held one up. Then said to my wife, in my best Italian accent...

"Now that's an icy meat-ah-ball."

She was not nearly as amused as I.

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👤︎ u/Bydawee
📅︎ Jan 27 2014
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My dad just posted an epic dadjoke on Facebook

I'm thinking of opening a shopping center which specializes in only the stores you can never seem to find when you want them. For instance:

  • New Navy
  • Half Foods
  • Over Armor
  • Paper Clips
  • 49 Cent Store
  • Seniors R Us (really old stuff like antiques)
  • Tom & Harry's Sporting Goods
  • Pier 99 Exports
  • Yankee Light Bulb
  • O.M.G. Monday's
  • Due Pizza (It's Italian, not Spanish)
  • Rhode Island Closets (they are very small)
  • Open Space (think about it)
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👤︎ u/BlahBlahNyborg
📅︎ Jul 20 2015
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Came up with this one myself!

I want to open an Vietnamese/Italian Restaurant

It'll be called Pho-Geddaboutit (Fu-geddaboutit)

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👤︎ u/jlenney1
📅︎ Jan 18 2016
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