A list of puns related to "Italian Open"
Pho Getaboutit
Three men go camping in the wilderness; a German, an Italian and a Czechoslovakian. While asleep, their campsite is attacked by a couple of bears and all 3 men are presumed killed. Forest Rangers get deployed to find the missing campers. After inspecting the campsite, the Rangers discover the bear tracks and follow them to the den. Inside are the 2 bears, a male and a female, which the Rangers quickly kill. First, they opened the stomach of the female and inside were the remains of the German and Italian men.
"Looks like our work here is done," the lead Ranger says to his partner.
"But we only found 2 bodies!" The partner cries back.
The Ranger removes his sunglasses and looks vacantly into the distance before finally telling his partner:
"Clearly the Czech is in the male."
Going to call it Guacamoré.
Made a large batch of meatballs a couple of weeks ago and put the extras in the freezer. Last night was spaghetti night, so I pulled out a bag. Opened up the bag and held one up. Then said to my wife, in my best Italian accent...
"Now that's an icy meat-ah-ball."
She was not nearly as amused as I.
I'm thinking of opening a shopping center which specializes in only the stores you can never seem to find when you want them. For instance:
I want to open an Vietnamese/Italian Restaurant
It'll be called Pho-Geddaboutit (Fu-geddaboutit)
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