I hate it when you offer someone a sincere compliment about their moustache, and suddenly...
She isn’t your friend anymore.
Don't you hate it when a cranberries song gets stuck in your head
In your head in your heeeaaad
What do you call it when two earthworms hate each other?
I hate it when my wife says "Are you listening to me?!"
Such a random way to start a conversation.
I made up a joke so get ready to hate on me. Trump (I know it's topical).... Trump was nervous during the election and was asked "hey, do you want some spiced tea"?
I hate it when people don't know the difference between your and you're...
Don't you just hate it when it's 212 degrees outside? It really just makes my blood boil.
Don't you HATE it when people Capitalize words sTrAnGeLy?
Don’t you hate it when you read read as read when you meant to read read as read and not read .
so you have to reread it so you read it as read and not read?
I hate it when my wife says, "Are you listening to me?".
I'm not 'Listening To Me', I'm Dad!
Don't you hate it when a teacher lies and says the homework will be a piece of cake?
It always tastes like paper.
Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions?
Don’t you hate it when people answer their own questions? I do.
Don't you hate it when you go the store for chicken broth and they're all out?
Really makes you stop and take stock.
I hate it when people ask me,”what do you think the future is going to be like?”
Don't you just hate it when that happens
Not a joke per se, but definitely fits - I texted my daughter "in a bottle" and then waited for her to ask "what's this I don't get it. How come out of the blue you just randomly send me the message 'in a...' ... I hate you"
Had potential to misfire but worked perfectly.
Also, the other day my wife left a Monster energy drink under her bed, and we waited for her to come and ask "ok who put this monster under my bed?"
Don't you hate it whenever you start something and
I like to claim that the Greek Orthodox secretly run the world through its financial networks…For some reason people are ok with that, try putting a different religion in there and suddenly you’re a conspiracy theorist and hate criminal
Those Catholics are real sensitive sometimes
I hate it when a web service says "(insert name here) will never ask you for your password"
How am I supposed to login then?!
I hate it when Elon Musk forgets to wear deodorant and all you can smell is Elon's musk
Don't you hate it when you're a wizard and accidentally walk into a Dumbledore?
So I asked my dad, "Hey, don't you hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you walnut to?"
And he said, "Yeah, it drives me nuts."
Don't you just hate it when someone stops telling a joke halfway through, and
"Will you just clean your room when I ask you to? I don't wanna have to keep saying it. I hate to repeat myself...
...I hate to repeat myself. I hate to repeat myself. I hate to repeat myself."
Dont you hate it when people answer their own questions?
I hate it when people don’t know the difference between your and you’re
Don't you hate it when people answer their own questions?
Don't you hate it when people answer their own questions?
I hate it when you offer someone a sincere compliment on their mustache and suddenly she’s not your friend anymore.
I hate it when people mix up Your and You’re.
I hate it when people don't know when to type your and you're
Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions?
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