A list of puns related to "Isa Qassim"
Earlier this year Ali Khamenei (leader of Iran) expressed his opinion about the Israeli-Palestinian conflict. There are a lot of leftists running around claiming that Iran accepts the legitimacy of Israel and only wanted to end the occupation. in line with the UN After Trump walked away from the nuclear deal Khamenei felt free to make his position crystal clear. He released the following graphic entitled, "Liberators of Jerusalem" in a host of languages. It shows what he envisions as the future of Israel, which is it not existing at all.
Khamenei's Liberators of Jerusalem
Ali Khamenei knows figures who are allied with Iran better than I do and this graphic hasn't been subject to serious study so I'm not sure who all these people are. But as a sample (left to right): Abdul Malik al-Houthi (leader of the Houthi movement in Yemin), Bashar al-Assad (leader of Syria), Esmail Ghaani (head of the Iranian Revolutionary Guard), Isa Qassim (head of Al Wefaq, a Bahrain anti-government group run by Iran), Ibrahim Zakzaky (leader of Nigeria's pro-Iran Shia political movement) Hassan Nasrallah (leader of Hezbollah), Ziyad Al-Nakhaleh (head of Islamic Jihad), Ismail Haniyehm (head of Hamas), Ahmad Badreddin Hassoun (Grand Mufti of Syria, big advocate for Hezbollah / Iran's slaughter there). On behalf of the sub, thank you sir for the honesty. We spend a lot of time having to dispute what anti-Zionists want, and even what Iran wants and it is nice for you to have expressed it so clearly.
Ah but you might say that this list is mostly middle eastern anti-Zionists. The Western ones have entirely different goals. Well here Khamenei agrees with me. In the last few days he released this graphic "The March of Freedom Fighters".
[Khamenei's The March of Freedom Fighters](https://preview.redd.it/t90llfniqps71.jpg?width=1199&format=pjpg&a
... keep reading on reddit โกI don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
The nurse asked the rabbit, โwhat is your blood type?โ
โI am probably a type Oโ said the rabbit.
Mentos
(I will see myself out)
The doctor says it terminal.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when itโs raining in Sweden?
Mathematical puns makes me number
We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.
Ants donโt even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
He lost May
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
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