I tried to return a loaf of bread to the bakery but got rebuffed.
The woman at the register said, "I ain't no challah back girl."
Friend of mine asked why I took a side job at the bakery
I told him I don’t knead the dough, but I do get a rise out of it
The two slices of bread decided to leave the bakery and fell in love
I heard they wanted to grow mold together
Business at the bakery is on the rise
Why did the Indian bakery get audited?
They incorrectly filed as a naan-profit.
The police pulled over a semi going 120 mph on the interstate. Upon opening the trailer, they found thousands of ancient cutting tools similar to an axes but with the cutting edges perpendicular to the handle rather than parallel.
New idea for bakery name: “Game of Scones”
I always wondered why the the bakery down the street went out of business.
It turns out they were using Naan starter.
An actual variation on a joke my father said.
A farmer attempted to tow a load of manure down the interstate at 5 pm. Of course, it caused a crash and traffic jam...
I can't believe he tried to pull this shit!
We're all steakholders in these incidents. Corporations need to beef up security or these costs will go over the moon. Criminals can't get used to CEOs chickening out and paying.
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What did the protestor yell in the German bakery?
Bill Clinton is banned from all the French bakeries in his neighborhood.
He kept feeling their pain.
My parents were upset when I told them I wouldn't be taking over the family bakery.
That's just not how I roll.
A man walks into a bakery holding a crab
The man approaches a baker and says "excuse me, do you serve crab cakes here?"
The baker replies "no, we do not."
Saddened, the man lifts up the crab and says "what a shame... it's his cake day."
What did the Pirates of the Caribbean order from the Bakery?
They said they wanted a torte to go.
My dad's sister works in a Paris bakery and hates it.
I was driving down the interstate when I came across a sign for the world's largest pickle...
I turned at the next exit and found that there was a whole town around it.
Shops, restaurants, even churches devoted to this pickle.
When I finally found the museum holding this legendary pickle, I discovered it was closed.
Dismayed, I went back to the interstate.
I just never saw what the big dill was.
Breaking News: K-pop band BTS has sued Phillips and Bose Corporations
Apparently their music was not audible in their noise cancellation headphones
What is the name of the funky German Bakery?
Due to the Covid crisis, the Indian bakery in my neighborhood is going through some tough times.
They fired all Naan essential staff.
I got fired from the bakery...
....just when I was thinking I was on a roll.
A new bakery opened up downtown
Great service but the food was crummy.
Last night my friend's bakery burned down
Since the start of the pandemic, my friend the baker shut down his bakery and happily idles the day away...
He always liked loafing around.
What did the diabetic say at the bakery?
AH FRICK THEY'RE STORMING THE BAKERY
What did Homer Simpson say when the bakery ran out of bread?
A masochist walks into a French bakery.
And immediately leaves, disappointed.
There’s an abandoned French bakery in my town
My whole family mocked me when my French bakery went bankrupt
How dare they laugh at my pain.
Have you heard about the top secret bakery?
It's on a knead to dough basis
What’s the difference between Keanu and a bakery thief?
Keanu is breathtaking, the other one is breadtaking.
My friend's bakery got set on fire the other day
What did the police do when they caught the thief stealing the desserts from the bakery?
They took him into custardy
Whats the most popular video game at a bread bakery?
I went to the bakery and noticed I was the only one there.
It was completely desserted.
My local bakery has a martial arts promotion going on
They allow you to take-one-dough.
I stopped at the bakery on my way to the park to feed the pigeons and a couple of them died!
I killed two birds with one scone.
To kill a French vampire, you have to drive a baguette through it's heart.
Sounds easy, but the process is painstaking .
A red-haired man got hired at a bakery...
...I guess that makes him a gingerbread man
What kind of dog do you get at the bakery?
Holmes and Watson are creeping stealthy along the Street, searching for clues, when Holmes suddenly spots a Bakery shop window and scans it with his magnifying glass. Watson perplexed, says to Sherlock " What are you looking for exactly ? " ...Holmes replies...
" You know my method. It's founded upon the observation of Trifles. "
All the Indian bakeries in my town shut down because of Covid.
They fired all Naan essential staff.
My friend’s bakery burned down
Now his business is toast
My best friend's bakery burned down last night.
Now his business is toast.
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