This goal robbed me of my sleep that night we had just gotten scored, and a good interseption plus bad defence and a very awkward and bad approach of me in this 1v1 led to this conclusion, this around min 70 and we had our chances score but soccer really does just changer for the ppl who insist more v.redd.it/a1nkme2wdib81
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Word of The Hour: interseptal

interseptal: between septa

See tree for interseptal: http://treegle.xyz/define/interseptal

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Mindcontrol Brainwave technology today the human Race Computer controlled the Brain Interseption Program Worldwide - Cybertorture - Ganstalking & RNM remote neuronale Monitoring youtu.be/jovg4Br0GCI
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Did anyone alse notice the big tennis racket in archwing interseption?
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attempt of an Origami F302 fighter intersepter
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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anywhereiroa
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Thargoid interseption signal - easter egg or someting more?

Folloing an old post, linked*I tryed to decrip the code in the scanner during a interdiction by the Thargoids.

https://www.reddit.com/r/EliteDangerous/comments/4utqwi/ok_not_a_pizza_overlay_from_me_this_time_heres_a/I tryed ACSII convertion, and bynary without any luck.howaver when i so the probe post, it give me a ideia to try it on the code... and i got this:

It sound almos like the movie: Close Encounters of the Third Kind (could this be a easter egg?)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4PYI6TzqYk&feature=youtu.be

(Also the 1 line of code really sounds like the music of the bells of a church :D)

But seriously. I notice every sistem in the galaxy map has a distinct background noise, and some notes can be eard far apart.can this be some kind of Identification system. and could we follow that to find the probes target?It might be a kinde of hard to ID all the systems....

https://reddit.com/link/hnkk4j/video/n7vz2zfzxn951/player

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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Leckzsluthor
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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/frexyincdude
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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies πŸ˜‚

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vegetable-Acadia
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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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What do you call quesadillas you eat in the morning?

Buenosdillas

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What is a a bisexual person doing when they’re not dating anybody?

They’re on standbi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toby-the-Cactus
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The craziest interseption I have seen in this gameπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ v.redd.it/zo6qkzy9hys41
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Geddit? No? Only me?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shampy311
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I wanna hear your best airplane puns.

Pilot on me!!

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E or ß?
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No spoilers
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Covid problems
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πŸ‘€︎ u/theincrediblebou
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These aren't dad jokes...

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lance986
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Pun intended.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sharmaji1301
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I had a vasectomy because I didn’t want any kids.

When I got home, they were still there.

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Spi__
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What did 0 say to 8 ?

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

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πŸ‘€︎ u/designjeevan
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I dislike karma whores who make posts that imply it's their cake day, simply for upvotes.

I won't be doing that today!

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The Ancient Romans II
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