A list of puns related to "Indoor Football League"
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I am looking for information on the 1998 season of the PIFL - game tapes, rosters, programs, media guides, press releases, etc. Please let me know if you can help, or know of anyone who can. Thanks so much!
TIFU - this happened like 2 hours ago.
Trigger Warning: Language & Strangulation
A little bit of backstory, I moved in with my best mate and his friend (F) 3 months ago due to unforeseen circumstances. Everything has been super chill, the friend is clean, respectful and we haven't really taken an issue. Until now.
Fast forward to tonight, we are down 6-4 at half-time and this guy (F) is going OFF because I tried to sub him. Now being a bit of a cheeky cunt I told him to pipe down because he was being a cockhead... you know, Australian and all.
Next thing you know F comes up in my face and tells me he is going to beat the shit out of me if I call him a cockhead again. Now I'm a decent sized guy, 6"2, and I'm standing there going whatever F is full of shit, I'm on his same team AND I am his room mate, there is no way he is going to take a swing at me. I guess you can see where this goes. Come end of the game, everyone has shaken hands and F makes some dick remark.
I walk up to F and say, "stop acting like a cockhead" and SNAP, he see red and lunges at me with a kick.
Following up, F then grabs me by the throat and attempts to strangle me. In. Front. Of. Everyone.
I was in so much shock I didn't retaliate by punching and instead just stood there calling him a cockhead as I just could not shut my mouth. Soon after the team quickly jumped in to hold him back.
Typing this out I should probably do AITA too but you could say I am still absolutely gobsmacked because when we got home - we took the same car there - all F says to me is "We can talk about this in the morning, cunt." Imagine me then explaining the hypocrisy to F when he tried to kill me after I called him a cockhead.
While we've had a chat since, it's so fucking CRAZY that this guy snapped at something so trivial! And if you take anything away I'd let you guys know to watch yourselves out there, to think you really know a person....
TL;DR I called my new room mate a cockhead at indoor soccer and after the game he tried to strangle me on the court in front of everyone, needless to say I've gotta find a new place to live.
The Idea
Someone suggested a fifa street themed map, I liked the idea so here it is thought out a bit more...
Low Ceiling, to force a more grounded game.
No curves on the bottom or tops of walls, to stop the ball rolling up.
Curves on the vertical 4 corners, to stop the ball getting stuck.
Pro's - If it's 3v3 or 1v1 the map would still promote
Dribbling.
Ground/low down passing plays.
Against the wall touches to dribble past people.
Jumping and rolling onto walls for some off the wall play.
Cons
Lose some of the aerial and wall play from the normal maps - it's a tradeoff to force a different style of play.
Preferences
Just worth mentioning is that the same ball as soccar and the same physics will be very important with a map like this, it is all about players being forced to play a more technical grounded game, people will enjoy it more if they don't have to relearn the physics imo.
An art
http://imgur.com/3p8m4vL
What do you guys think?
https://twitter.com/sportico/status/1450620055927013379?s=21
Sources: https://twitter.com/ronkroichick/status/1458297576722108416
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