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πŸ‘€︎ u/69bonerdad
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PSA: SCG Indianopolis Top 8 had an average of 18 rare lands (per deck).

That includes a MonoU list with 0 rare lands and a Azorius Aggro with 8. The top offenders were two Esper control lists (including the winner) with 24 (!!!) rare lands each, and the average on the 3 color decks was 21-22.

These Esper Control lists, by the way, run 46 rares and 6 mythics (according to MTGGoldfish). To compare, the old "expensive" deck, Golgari midrange, ran 25 rares (and 8 mythics).

As I pointed out before, all the calculations on MTGA economy were made in a meta where decks were unusually cheap to build. With the cycle of rare duals complete, Standard is about to get much more expensive to play.

By the way, I'm not making any claims here about whether this is good or bad. This is not a post asking for "free lands" or anything. I just feel that this is not discussed much, and that other players might like to know when calculating the cost of the game for them.

Edit: I actually used by mistake the SCG Classic Top 8, not Open. But I do the calculations for Open below, and it has same average (~18, namely 17.875).

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πŸ‘€︎ u/badBear11
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The Indianopolis Incident speech from Jaws that Charlie repeats (with some changes)

I have seen Jaws at some point but don't remember much at all. I am watching the McPoyle Ponderosa wedding episode and heard Charlie do the Jaws speech. So I went to find the original speech: https://neilchughes.com/2013/03/10/the-indianapolis-speech-by-robert-shaw-in-jaws-1975/

I didn't know anything about the incident described being a real incident.

It might be old news, but I thought it was very interesting!

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A group of Indiana artists created these mini libraries that are stationed around indianopolis
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Reportedly the package of tear gas used in Indianopolis
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Indianopolis>Z23 Fight me
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Tips on Indianopolis Speedway?

And so it begins: my journey to not be crap at this game. Whilst I'm still bad, my most enjoyable track is the indianopolis motor speedway in indycar: I played my first online game today and wasn't great (somehow wasn't last) but I couldn't get any quicker than 41 seconds in the Honda oval indycar. Any tips on improving speed? I use a controller if that helps. Thanks :)

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Indianopolis tickets iso

I just need one more. I'm seeing illenium for my birthday and tickets are like 90 now. Anyone have 1 for face or know where I can find one?

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[#92|+1576|61] You can fit Vatican City inside the Indianopolis 500 Speedway and still be able to drive around it. [1856 x 910] [/r/MapPorn] reddit.com/r/MapPorn/comm…
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Sooo I was passing through Ohio on my way to Indianopolis....Why does everyone in rural Ohio have a swan dressed up in their front yard?
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Indianopolis redditors, what makes your city so special when it comes to broadband competition in the US?

In an /r/Technology thread about smaller cable providers, /u/cweaver and /u/throw_karma shared this link which shows the number of broadband providers in different areas. Indianapolis stands strong at 6 - 7 providers!!! Just about everywhere else only has one or two! What makes you so special!?

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ELI5: why do Formula One races go in the rain, but Indianopolis 500 type cars don't go in the rain.
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What is this plant that's growing in Indianopolis
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kyashichan
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[Hiring] Java Developers, Kansas City and Indianopolis. Will need to obtain Secret clearance

Primarily responsible for translating functional requirements into object oriented executables using MVC and design patterns. Using JAVA, C++ or similar object oriented language and other compatible tools, design, develop and maintain web-based application suites. Experience with Struts or Spring. Experience in agile development techniques including Scrum and user stories.

Basic Qualifications

Bachelor's degree or equivalent combination of education and experience

Bachelor's degree in computer science or related field preferred

Six or more years of web, internet, or programmer/analyst experience

Also have positions needing 2-3 years experience. PM me for more details.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/minirottie
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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anywhereiroa
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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Leckzsluthor
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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/frexyincdude
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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies πŸ˜‚

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vegetable-Acadia
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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PsychedeIic_Sheep
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What is a a bisexual person doing when they’re not dating anybody?

They’re on standbi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toby-the-Cactus
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Geddit? No? Only me?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shampy311
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I wanna hear your best airplane puns.

Pilot on me!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Paulie_Felice
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E or ß?
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What did Spartacus say when the lion ate his wife?

Nothing, he was gladiator.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rj104
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Pun intended.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sharmaji1301
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No spoilers
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Covid problems
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These aren't dad jokes...

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

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I had a vasectomy because I didn’t want any kids.

When I got home, they were still there.

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What did 0 say to 8 ?

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

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Spi__
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fast_Echidna_8520
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I dislike karma whores who make posts that imply it's their cake day, simply for upvotes.

I won't be doing that today!

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The Ancient Romans II
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mordrathe
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I'd like to dedicate this joke to my wisdom teeth.

[Removed]

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThoughtPumP
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How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in your frying pan?

You take away their little brooms

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I did it, I finally did it. After 4 years and 92 days I went from being a father, to a dad.

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

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School Was Clothed
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kennydoe
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It this sub dead?

There hasn't been a post all year!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheTreelo
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Letting loose with these puns
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Couch potato
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Baka!
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All dad jokes are bad and here’s why

Why

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concrete πŸ—Ώ
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fast_Echidna_8520
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My name is ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

It’s pronounced β€œNoel.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beef_fried_rice
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Why are people so surprised and angry about Djokovic being an anti-vaxxer?

After all his first name is No-vac

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hangryman23
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If Korean pop is shortened to Kpop and Korean Drama is Kdrama...

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

  • Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

  • French/Finnish art

  • Country/Canadian rap

  • Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

  • Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

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