A list of puns related to "Indianopolis"
That includes a MonoU list with 0 rare lands and a Azorius Aggro with 8. The top offenders were two Esper control lists (including the winner) with 24 (!!!) rare lands each, and the average on the 3 color decks was 21-22.
These Esper Control lists, by the way, run 46 rares and 6 mythics (according to MTGGoldfish). To compare, the old "expensive" deck, Golgari midrange, ran 25 rares (and 8 mythics).
As I pointed out before, all the calculations on MTGA economy were made in a meta where decks were unusually cheap to build. With the cycle of rare duals complete, Standard is about to get much more expensive to play.
By the way, I'm not making any claims here about whether this is good or bad. This is not a post asking for "free lands" or anything. I just feel that this is not discussed much, and that other players might like to know when calculating the cost of the game for them.
Edit: I actually used by mistake the SCG Classic Top 8, not Open. But I do the calculations for Open below, and it has same average (~18, namely 17.875).
I have seen Jaws at some point but don't remember much at all. I am watching the McPoyle Ponderosa wedding episode and heard Charlie do the Jaws speech. So I went to find the original speech: https://neilchughes.com/2013/03/10/the-indianapolis-speech-by-robert-shaw-in-jaws-1975/
I didn't know anything about the incident described being a real incident.
It might be old news, but I thought it was very interesting!
And so it begins: my journey to not be crap at this game. Whilst I'm still bad, my most enjoyable track is the indianopolis motor speedway in indycar: I played my first online game today and wasn't great (somehow wasn't last) but I couldn't get any quicker than 41 seconds in the Honda oval indycar. Any tips on improving speed? I use a controller if that helps. Thanks :)
I just need one more. I'm seeing illenium for my birthday and tickets are like 90 now. Anyone have 1 for face or know where I can find one?
In an /r/Technology thread about smaller cable providers, /u/cweaver and /u/throw_karma shared this link which shows the number of broadband providers in different areas. Indianapolis stands strong at 6 - 7 providers!!! Just about everywhere else only has one or two! What makes you so special!?
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I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Theyβre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
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You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
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Itβs pronounced βNoel.β
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
French/Finnish art
Country/Canadian rap
Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
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