We're doing everything right, I don't understand why we can't make a baby.

It's inconceivable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Persons1001
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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What do you call a chicken that you can understand?

CompreHENsible

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2020
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My girlfriend just told me about a contraceptive that has a 100% success rate...

It's inconceivable!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nodnarb232001
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
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The couple from Princess Bride can’t have kids

They’re inconceivable

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bacon_247
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2019
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So to be dad joke

I was in the hospital with my wife while she was in labor with our second child. She was in a lot of pain and very thirsty. The nurse offered her an ice pop (which is a big deal because normally it’s just ice chips). I held the ice pop for her while she licked it.

I looked at her and said β€œIf you did more of that you wouldn’t be in this position now.”

Somehow I’m still married.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GabrielJesusSaves
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2018
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Inigo Montoya will never be a Dad

He’s inconceivable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xwhy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2019
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Girlfriend goes to take birth control...

...and says "I'm going to make myself... Inconceivable."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Analingous
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2016
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