what's the most common blood type in Taiwan?

Type a

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jerkeyjoe
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2022
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Vampires suck your blood to get vitamin D, because they can not be out in the sun.

Have you ever thought about that?

No, because all you think about is yourself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/West_Picture_869
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2022
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A Dr. told me you can hear the blood in your veins if…

You listen varicosely.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jannet_Alaska
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2022
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A man is waiting in the ER with a blood soaked cloth wrapped around his hand

When he spots a doctor in a lab coat trailing behind a little black cat with a bell around its neck. The feline walks around the waiting room and stops, seeming at random, in front of a woman cluctching her tummy and puts a paw on her foot.

Without a word, the doctor nods and in seconds, 2 porters wheel her straight through a set of double doors and disappears.

It does this several more times, putting its paw on other patients before they too are wheeled off.

Intrigued, the man approaches the doctor and asks, "Hey Doc, what's that cat doing?"

The doctor replies with a smile, "Oh Mr Tibbles? Why he's doing a Cat Scan."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZEPHYRight
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2022
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What do you call the letters "I" and "T" written in blood on the wall?

Reddit.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2022
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A priest a pastor and a rabbit walked in to a blood donation clinic. The nurse asked the rabbit β€œwhat is your blood type”

I am probably a type O said the rabbit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beReal78
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2021
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Our dad was in the hospital and they asked us his blood type but we couldn’t remember and he didn’t make it.

As he died, he kept insisting for us to "be positive," but it's hard without him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DatabaseSolid
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2021
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What is a blood leakage in the heart called?

A Ven-trickle!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cookiemaster_CO
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2022
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It's all in the blood son

Dad, how did you get so good at texting, you never make a mistake

It's all in my blood son.

In your blood?

Ya, I'm Type O negative

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fun-On-A-Bun-3k
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2022
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I met a sentient alien race of blood-sucking parasitic arachnids sworn to destroy all life in the universe...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/fishystudios
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2022
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Did you know that there are almost no full blood brits left in the world?

Most of them are just brit-ish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FuckingKids69
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2021
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In the movie Inside Out, what is Joy’s blood type?

B+

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Char0626
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2021
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What's the most common blood type in Canada?

Eh positive

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πŸ‘€︎ u/breakone9r
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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A scientist discovered the null blood type (type 0) in 1901

I guess there was a typo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tawawt88
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2021
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My dad passed away last year because my family didn't know blood type in time for the doctors to do a transfusion.

As he was dying he kept saying "be positive" but it's hard without him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/julp04
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2019
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Had to have blood taken today. Staff tried to put needle in but didn't go into the blood vessel.

So since it didn't go in the vein, it was in vain

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kishenoy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2020
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Type O blood was actually meant to be Type Zero blood, due to lack of glycoproteins in the red blood cells. It was misread as type β€œO”.

I guess we can call it a typo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Evilpuddingman
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2019
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Two friends Bob and Frank are lost in the jungle when they are surrounded by a group of blood thirsty cannibals.

They are surrounded by dozens of the fierce blood thirsty warriors armed with clubs and spears. The leader of the warriors approaches the two friends and informs them they are trespassing on sacred land and unless they can prove they are descendants of the Gods they will be killed and eaten.

Bob and Frank realize they have little choice but agree they will attempt any test to try to save their lives.

The chief warrior brings them a bowl full of angry fire ants and drops one small seed into the bowl. He informs them they must put their lips in the bowl and suck as hard as they can. If they manage to suck up only the seed without sucking up an ant then the tribe would know they must be sent from the Gods.

Bob looks wearily at Frank but knowing they have no other options he puts his lips in the bowl and sucks hard. He immediately gets a mouth full of ants and screams in pain as they bite away at the inside of his mouth. Frank now even more nervous takes his turn and to his dismay also receives a nasty mouthful of the viscous buggers.

The warriors leap to their feet and surround the friends, β€œNow you must die” declares the chieftain. Just as the first spear is raised to Franks throat he screams β€œTria-Gan!” The warriors stop dead in their tracks. β€œWhat did you say” asked the chief. β€œTria-Gan” yelled frank again. Immediately the chief and his warriors turned and fled into the forest.

β€œHoly shit” said Bob β€œWhat did you just say and how did you know it would work?”

β€œWell” said Frank, β€œmy Mother always told me if at first you don’t suck seed try Tria-Gan.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/usernamemispeled
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2019
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Recently, my father passed away in the hospital. He had a cardiac problem, and we needed to perform a blood transfusion in order to save him. Unfortunately, none of us knew his blood type.

As he was dying, he kept telling us to "be positive," but it's incredibly hard to without him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ImprovedBore
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2019
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Son: Dad, do you ever eat your steak with the blood still in it?

Dad: I do, Son, but it's very rare. πŸ–

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alexd281
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2018
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My son came up to me the other day asking for the biggest newest iPhone because all his friends had one. I turned to my wife and immediately told her I got my blood test results back I got done earlier in the week.

I turn back to my son and say β€œit turns out, I’m not made of money”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mawbster
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2018
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Two vampire bats in a cave, one goes out in search of fresh blood in the local village, and comes back with a face covered in red blood. His friend says "what did you eat to get all that?" The first bat replies:

"You see that steeple on that church over there? Yeah, I hit it."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/palpameme_66
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2018
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I went in for a routine checkup, and they took way too much in the blood draw. I was dizzy, and it was a real pain in the neck...

I'm just not sure about this Dr. Acula.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mr_zensphere
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2018
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If you want to know how to reduce the blood supply in one part of your body...

Please raise your arm.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2018
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A priest, a pastor and a rabbit walk in to a blood donation clinic. The nurse asked the rabbit, "what is your blood type?"

The rabbit said, "I am probably a type O".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Swinger_Jesus
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2021
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Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?

You just have to listen varicosely

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EggNogAgenda
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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In the movie Inside Out, what is Joy’s blood type?

B+

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Char0626
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2020
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You can hear the blood in your veins if you listen varicosely
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ystad31
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2019
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you can hear the blood in your veins

if you listen varicosely

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πŸ‘€︎ u/H_G_Bells
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2018
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