I fell .
Eyewitness say, the man was in-Seine.
da-brie is everywhere
you must be in-Seine!
(Just thought of this the other day and forgot to post it before. Hope it hasn’t been done before.)
“Oh, and what is this special talent?” Asked the priest.
The applicant walked up to the bells and slammed his face into the bell.
At first the priest was taken aback, but the sound from the bells was heavenly!
“You’re hired!!” He exclaimed.
The applicant jumped around in excitement and slipped, falling off the side of the belfry to the ground below.
The priest ran downstairs and outside to the sidewalk where the bell ringer lay dead.
A bystander asked “who is he?”
The priest responded “I don’t know his name, but his face sure rings a bell!”
And he won! I read it in the French press
Usually it is due to lack of money
you’re in Seine!
How small? Some are so small they don't even have toilets.
In French, they're known as "Peed a Terre"...
I just think that's in Seine.
They just stare at you while European
She must be in-Seine!
But there's only one city that's Nice.
There's Notre Dame thing we can do about it
"Her invisible jet."
But was captured two blocks away when his van ran out of gas. All he could say for himself was “I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh. But I tried anyway because I had nothing Toulouse!”
There's nothing left but de Brie.
It was found in ancient grease.
Turns out that idea was Taken
I know cuz all I saw was da-brie
Because they didn't want Toulouse
French Flies
The last time I went there, Eiffel.
And posted this on Facebook this morning.
It's in Seine
Inseine
I don't know if she's insane, but she's in Seine!
I said "I hope being so close to the river doesn't make you go InSeine..."
Surprisingly, I got a pretty good laugh considering it was my first time meeting the guy. My colleague, who is more acquainted with my antics, rolled her eyes :)
I was walking with my daughter in Paris, dressed up after going to her sister's graduation. "These high-heels are killing me," she complained.
"Take them off," I suggested.
"i don't want to get, I don't know, France-tetanus."
"Yeah, that and... Paris-ites."
