I rubbed ketchup in my eyes to improve my vision
In Heinzsight, it was not the best idea.
Upon getting ketchup in my eyes, I was pleasantly surprised to find I could see better.
But I guess Heinz-sight is 20/20
I asked my daughter, "If there’s a bee in my hand, what’s in my eye?" Rolling her eyes, she said, "I give up. What?"
"Beauty, because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder!"
As i handed my dad his 50th birtday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said
"You know, one would have been enough"
My family wanted me to fly out for the holidays. I told them I couldn't because I was banned by all airlines. When my family asked "why". I looked them dead in the eyes and told them the truth- It's because....
I know eyelashes are meant to keep things out of your eyes, but it seems to me the only things that get in my eyes and irritate them are eyelashes...
The other day I accidentally got ketchup in my eyes.
It stung for a while and I regretted, but y’know what they say…
Heinz sight is 20/20
I've been rubbing ketchup in my eyes every day for the past month.
In heinz-sight, probably wasn't a good idea.
I couldn't think what present to get my wife for her birthday, so I asked her. With tears welling in her eyes, she replied, "oh darling, nothing would make me happier than some diamond earrings".
My friend said bartenders are boring, which was a bit cynical in my eyes.
I think they're intoxicating people.
I regret getting ketchup in my eyes...
But I guess that's Heinz Sight for you
If I am holding a bee, what lies in my eyes?
Beauty.
Beauty lies in the eyes of the Beeholder.
Drinking liquid H2O with frozen H2O in it always brings tears to my eyes.
It's the strangest thing but it makes my ice water.
I rubbed ketchup in my eyes once.
In Heinz sight is wasn’t a very smart thing to do.
I can cut wood in half with my eyes..
I know it's hard to believe, but I saw it with my own eyes.
Credit my little brother, kid's a pro
I put ketchup in my eyes
in heinzsight, it was a very bad mistake
My son told me, “Dad, I accidentally rubbed ketchup in my eyes, and now it burns.”
I said, “That’s Heinz sight for you.”
My wife works in animal medicine and rolled her eyes at me. "Where does a vet who specializes in neutering live?"
I decided to rub ketchup in my eyes
In Heinz sight it wasn’t a good idea
My girlfriend poked me in the eyes...
...so I stopped seeing her for a little while.
Eyelashes are supposed to keep things from getting into your eyes, but when I do have something in my eye it's almost always an eyelash...
Our dog has been a little under the weather so we took him in for a checkup. The vet picked him up, studied him for a bit, sighed and said, "I'm really sorry, but I'm gonna have to put him down." Tears welling in my eyes I sputtered, "Why!? What's wrong with him?"
The vet replied, "Nothing major, he's just really heavy!"
My contact lenses have been dry on my eyes when I put them in. I discovered a liquid to prevent it!
As my daughter opened her last gift on Christmas morning with a sad look in her eyes...
I said: “If you think that’s the end, you’ve got another thing coming!”
My eyes Buggled out when I saw this post in r/vaxxhappened
Today I took a single Cheerio from my son’s bowl, stared him in the eyes, placed it on the table, smashed it with my fist, and said “Watch out...”
I tried to get these drops in my eyes, but...
When I told my friend I had decided to shave all my hair, he looked me in tge eyes and said:
I accidentally rubbed ketchup in my eyes.
I accidentally rubbed ketchup in my eyes.
I accidentally rubbed ketchup in my eyes
As I handed my Dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said..
“You know, one would’ve been enough”
As I handed my Dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said,
“You know, one would have been enough.”
As I handed my wife her 50th birthday card she looked at me with tears in her eyes and said…
“You know, one would have been enough.”
As I handed my Dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said...
"You know, one would have been enough."
I accidentally rubbed ketchup in my eyes
As I handed my Dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said,
“You know, one would have been enough.”
As I handed my dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said
Y'know, one would have been enough.
As I handed my Dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said,
“You know, one would have been enough.”
I accidentally rubbed ketchup in my eyes :(
Yeah, now I have Heinzsight.
I regret rubbing ketchup in my eyes
I accidentally got ketchup in my eyes
I accidentally rubbed ketchup in my eyes.
I can cut a piece of wood in half with my eyes.
It’s true I saw it with my own eyes.
As I handed my Dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said,
“You know, one would have been enough.”
As I handed my dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said
"You know, one would have been enough."
As I handed my dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said:
You know, one would have been enough.
I rubbed ketchup in my eyes;
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