My mates and I are in a band called "Duvet".
I used to be in a band called 'Missing cat'
You probably saw our posters
I used to be the triangle player in a Jamaican band but I had to quit....
It was always just one ting after another.
Edit: Thanks for all the positive reactions to this joke. I’m glad I could make a few of you chuckle today.
When I lived in Washington, DC, I formed a rock band with a friend who lived with severe obsessive-compulsive disorder.
OC/DC, we called ourselves.
The drummer in our band smashed his drums
Did you hear what happened when a man lied about his credentials to get in the band?
It was quite a con on drum ...
Why can't redheads be in blues or jazz bands?
I used to be in a band called "The Hinges"
People don't believe me when I tell them I'm the lead singer in a Black Eyed Peas tribute band....
Have you heard about the new band located in the north east of england?
They're called Durham Durham
I was in an 80's band called the prevention
We were better than the cure.
What did the band Boston say in praise of the Sistine Chapel?
"It's more than a ceiling"
Which band were way ahead of their time in the stage lighting department?
A friend of mine was in the band mood but I had a list of 10 puns to try to cheer him up.
I was once in a band called 999 megabytes.
We could never quite get a gig.
Edit: I was aware that it's 1024 Meg to a gig, but "a band called 1023 megabytes" doesn't have the same ring to it. Also doesn't getting the IT wrong make it more dad like?
I was in a punk band in the '80s called 'Missing Cat'
You might remember our flyers
I was in a band called Dark Web.
We would always go on tor.
My brother was telling my grandpa how he needing help in band
My grandpa said: “You should go to the back. We have bandaids.”
I'm in a band called "Echoes"
You've probably heard us before.
I was once in a band called Insecticide.
We used to cover The Beatles.
I was once in a band of pirates
Up next: How to sound good in a band. Stay Tuned!!
i was in a band once
the producer said that we needed to have a symbol for our band. i said sir if we dont have a cymbal how have we been playing the drums?
I have a friend who plays in a band...
Once I was in a band called teenage bed
I just got a job playing the triangle in a reggae band
I just stand at the back and ting.
I used to be in a band called "Icing"
What do you call a cow in a band?
A moosician.
This joke was proudly brought to you by a six year old. He’ll be a great dad one day.
Did you hear about the band that only performs in bathrooms?
I'm not surprised, they're washed up
A drummer I know asked me if I wanted to sing in his band.
I told him he could count me in.
Why did the band want the turkey in it?
What's the coolest band in the world?
I used to be in a Chemistry band
What does a skeleton play in a band?
I used to play the triangle in a reggae band
I left because it was just one ting after another
My friends and I are in a band called Duvet.
I used to play the triangle in a Reggae band but I left though
It was just one ting after another.
Me and my friends are in a band called Duvet...
I used to be in a band called missing cat
You probably saw our posters
I used to be in a band called "the hinges".
I used to be in a band called 'Varnish'
I was in a band in the 80s called Prevention.
We were better than The Cure.
I used to play the triangle in a reggae band but I left...
It was just one ting after another.
I grew tired of playing triangle in a band
it was just one ting after another.
I used to play triangle in a reggae band but eventually left...
...it was just one ting after another
I used to play the triangle in a reggae band..... I had to quit,it was just one ting after another
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