A list of puns related to "Imaginary Heroes"
Thought it sounded like a great fit for my niece but was driving and couldn't write it down. Was a couple weeks/ months ago.
Any and all help appreciated.
Edit: It is There Will Come a Darkness by Katy Rose-Pool.
The first three chapters available online revealed that it probably skews a little older than I thought.
Hello everyone,
A few months ago I first started this video format, however, due to time issues I wasn't able to continue it. So it is my pleasure to announce that we're going to continue the show today at 15:00 CEST on my live stream ( http://www.twitch.tv/kendricswissh )
Special guests in this episode:
@Tetcher (Long time Heroes caster) @Wollkaracho (Wolle, German Heroes caster from TakeTV)
If you're interested in this rather unique format, I would be very happy to welcome you on board! :)
DISCLAIMER Keep in mind that the show's main goal is to entertain and create discussion about potential Hero Concepts. We do not claim these fictional Heroes to be 100% balanced whatsoever. (Which is why we also do not talk about precise heal/damage numbers etc.)
EDIT: Thanks for showing such an interest guys! We got close to 200 viewers on twitch! To all of you who missed it: I will upload the episode on my youtube (youtube.com/kendricswissh) as well. Should be uploaded and ready by Saturday!
Look at the stars.
Same stars as last week.
Last year.
When we were kids.
When we weren't even born.
In a hundred years,
no one will ever know who we were...
They'll know those same stars.
tl;dr: Stop playing CTF if it tilts you so much that the other players can't avoid a draw for you. You can't reasonably expect to soloqueue and win in this mode.
We should all know by now that CTF is a poorly designed gamemode that will end in a draw like 90% of the time if you are not in a 6-stack that can outcheese a cheese comp. How anybody can still solo-queue into this mode with the expectation of winning is mind boggling to me unless maybe if they have never tried CTF before and hadn't heard a single discussion about it. I admittedly used to get pretty tilted and upset by cheese comps and other people in CTF, until I realized there is very little anyone else can do about it when either both teams decide to go full defense or if the other team has a Winston that manages to cap a flag with seemingly no effort.
I've accepted CTF for what it is, and so now I use it mostly to dick around with a hero that I wouldn't use as often in competitive or even quickplay, like Widowmaker. Not that I take quickplay incredibly seriously either, but at least in quickplay one could reasonably expect to have a winrate of around 50% even when soloqueueing, so I find it slightly understandable, although still somewhat silly in quickplay, to be annoyed at somebody who is ignoring team communication to the detriment of the team's game. Of course, that's not to say I just play CTF without even trying to contribute, I'll try to help my team win however I can... as whatever hero I decided on and without getting irrationally upset at my other teammates' decisions, because CTF is that type of gamemode that you are only setting yourself up for frustration if you go in thinking people are going to go out of their way to avoid causing a draw.
If you want to win games for the free weekly lootboxes, you should be playing the Uprising event on Normal and just grind away if that's all you really care about. Yes, a game of Uprising takes longer than a game of CTF, but because you can more reliably land a win each game, you are still getting lootboxes much faster than you would by trying to soloqueue and win a game of CTF. With the Uprising event drawing near conclusion, I'd say you are better off playing any other gamemode on Arcade, even No Limits. At least in No Limits, if you cheese on defense and the other team can't shut down a cheese comp, you'll actually win the game.
If you want to win consistently in CTF, even without the lootboxes as motivation, then get a six
... keep reading on reddit β‘Recently my characters, both the good guys and the bad guys are begging me to stop fantasizing about them, to let them have rest
Inspired by this prompt from a long while ago.
The Trilogy of "F*ck you" or "Your f*cked the game up".
Sorry for my English and mistakes which I may leave in advance
Episode 1
F*ck you CCP.
I have no clue what's gotten on your mind lately after Pearl Abyss bought you. But only conclusion I can make is that you guys don't give a f*ck about the sandbox players of EVE have created over the years and you want to f*ck it up so bad so players for have no choice but to buy plex to afford ship which then explodes in a middle of nowhere for no real real or fun experience. So let me me tell you the story:
I am PVP focused player and I do operate in null-sec since it's "most sandbox" area in the game. I have started as a proper noob who then joined Pandemic Horde, got dunked by Rock Muncher666 multiple times and dreamed to become just like him one day. I was trying krab to hard, saved iskies to buy f*cking skill injectors and inject pvp skill. Then I went to kill sh*t. But since I was sh*t myself and it took me weeks to figure who the f*ck turns off my MWD (I had no clue that scram does that) my ass got dunked all over the places. But I f*cking enjoyed that since replacing ship wasn't too crazy hard. Some time later as little better and started flying Orthrus just like my hero Rock Muncher666 did. And by then I had VNI alt which rats AFK while I roam in Delve and kick sh*t out of Goons. So by the time I loose my Orthrus - afk VNI replaces it. So not a single f*ck was given about losses and I just kept going providing content for myself and others who dunk me.
So you must be thinking where the f*ck I am going with this little intro story of a regular sh*thead player? Well guess what. In in little intro we have to key factors of keeping new nullsec player in game. Which are:
--PVE
Most boring sh*t ever. It becomes boring ultra quick. And thanks to f*ck knows who - AFK ratting was a thing. It must be only reason why I stayed in this game at the first place. Because I would rather hang myself rather then rat actively in Eve. Because you have fucking admit - if you are looking for worse PVE example in MMO's - install EVE online. However, as I said, you can do semi-afk ratting/mining while watching movies / working / cooking / vacuuming floor / fucking wife / etc. And CCP decided to f*ck with it with multiple changes which at some point were meant for fight bots and reduce player income (because who will buy f*cking plex then).
VNI nerf - they were great s
My dad horrified at the man chasing our car going 90mph
While my frantic Dad was rushing our car going into speeds of over 100 mph.
me n the homies live in fields
middle of fuckin nowhere
when youβre born and raised in corn-field isolation you can choose one of two things that will occupy your mind
mooing at the army of cows, which will occasionally moo back
and drugs
we chose drugs
homie hits my line heβs like yo
iβm like yo
heβs like party on 5th ave tonight, come through
bet
normally id grab a couple tabs and head to the party but recently some MDMA came down to the local village
intriguing
iβve done it a few times but i decided i wanted to step it up a notch
hit the plug up like aye
i want a gram
heβs like i mean shit okay, $70
aight whatever
so now iβm sitting here with a gram of molly and iβm trying to decide how much i should take
my previous doses ranged from .1 to .3 but i wanted more
i filled 2 gel caps with .3 each and dropped them
my homie cowman picks me up and weβre headed to the party
i decide to snort another .1 on the way there
terrible fucking idea
it was crystal mdma, not ecstacy, so my nose was burning like all fuck and the drip tastes like colonoscopy water
either way within 5 minutes itβs hitting me and iβm feeling pretty good
we roll up to 5th ave and the party hasnβt really started just yet
iβm hanging around, chatting with the few people that also showed up early when the 6 points starts hitting me
i didnβt quite realize how much .7g of mdma really was until i was melting into the ground
i was having closed and open eyed visuals and i kept thinking i was seeing people that werenβt there
if this type of thing happened to me on acid, i would get pretty worried but i was so happy it was fine
iβd see my friend kelgen and would be talking to him and then iβd blink and he was gone
instead of being scared, i was sad because imaginary kelgen was gone
this goes on for a few more minutes until things really start getting intense
it gets pretty overwhelming to the point i went and threw up outside about 4 or 5 times and things got pretty scary then
i decided that being alone, vomiting everywhere was probably a bad setting so i stumbled back in and asked cowman for some water
he obliged and the owner of the house sat me down in one of the recliner chairs and put on
this was probably the most intense thing iβve ever experienced
people kept showing up and trying to talk to me but i wasnβt even on earth
i was flying through space in this crazy fucking video
i get like 30
... keep reading on reddit β‘Inspired by this prompt from a long while ago.
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