Ill Fated Puns

A list of puns related to "Ill Fated"

A girl I know wouldn’t date guys with damaged feet.

She was lack toes intolerant.

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👤︎ u/Jester57
📅︎ Dec 12 2022
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Poor Quasimodo, despite the loss of both arms, attempted to fulfill his campanologist duties by running head-first into the giant bell. Although he did cause the tolling of the carillon, he lost his balance and fell to the pavement below. One witness asked another, "Who is that poor fellow?"

"I'm not sure..." came the reply, "But his face rings a bell!"

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👤︎ u/uglypaperhaver
📅︎ Jun 20 2022
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My pops got me good today.

So my dad has this little mole thing right under his lip where he usually grows his soul patch. Today he went to the dermatologist to get it biopsied. I met up with him afterwards and we were discussing the fate of his mole and what might happen if he cuts it off. Me: "what if it leaves a scar?" Dad: "it's okay I'll just grow my soul patch again and cover it" Me: "but what if the hair doesn't grow back? What if it leaves a hole?" Dad: "then it'll be a hole patch" Me: groans for all of eternity

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👤︎ u/meowmeowmonicat
📅︎ Apr 04 2015
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