What do you say if someone asks if you want to leave the yoga studio, but you're not ready yet?

Namaste.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UzrNmChksOut
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2021
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If you’re Russian to the bathroom, Finnish when you leave, what are you while you are in?

European

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uhsorrybro
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2021
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My son never does his laundry so one day I got fed up and told him "If you don't start cleaning your clothes I'm going to leave you all my dirty clothes in my will!"

Sorry, just had to heir my dirty laundry

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2021
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Egg: If you take me seriously, you'll leave my shell intact and not remove my whites. Me: *Breaks Egg and removes whites*

Egg: Am I a yolk to you?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/goddred
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2020
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If you could leave now, that'd be great...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sailerryan
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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Why should you leave the restroom if someone walks in playing Pokemon Go?

Because they might be trying to catch a pikachu.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kcjames1138
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2019
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if you don't like Keanu Reeves, you need to Keanu Leave
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πŸ‘€︎ u/crunchyraviolis
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2019
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If you leave a pear out too long does it turn into a parrot?

Just randomly thought of this, hope it's good and at least moderately original (ik there's a lot of pear puns in general)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Drood100
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2019
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If you accidentally leave some cash in your clothing and it goes through the washing machine,

Wouldn't that be 'money laundering'?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Escalade1414
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2020
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Me: Can I leave work early? Boss: Only if you make up the time.

Me: Ok, 45 past 60.

Boss: You’re fired.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2018
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if someone leaves you some designer clothes in their will, do they count as dead giveaways?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/orangepek0e
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2018
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If you love somebody, let them go. If they leave, they were never yours. If they come back, they were a boomerang.
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πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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My dad's amazing driving advice to my sister: "I can replace any mailbox you hit. If you collide with a cop car, I've got a good attorney. If you run over a nun, God will forgive you. But if you hit my truck, you better leave the f***ing country."
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πŸ‘€︎ u/iwillhavethat
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2018
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Made a pun app, please leave a review if you like it! :) play.google.com/store/app…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/brandex07
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2017
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If you leave a grape out in the hot sun, it will shrivel and dry up.

Just raisin awareness.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kopextacy
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2016
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If you rake a leaf pattern, you leave a rake pattern.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/luleigas
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2017
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If you go into the bathroom an American, and you leave the bathroom an American, what are you while you’re in the bathroom?

European.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hoopsrule44
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2020
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If you Russian going in the bathroom and your Finnish when you leave the bathroom. What are you when you in the Bathroom?

European

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ledfor
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2020
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If your Russian to the bathroom and Finnish when you leave the bathroom, what are you in the bathroom?

European

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brownlegend
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2018
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If you go into the bathroom as an American and leave the bathroom as an American, what are you while you’re in the bathroom?

European.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sitara47
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2019
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If you're Russian to get to the bathroom, and youre Finnish when you leave, what are you when youre IN the bathroom?

European!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ND1516
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2018
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If your Russian before you go into the bathroom and American when you leave the bathroom. What are you in the bathroom?

European...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tpatt83
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2019
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If you are american when you enter the bathroom and american when you leave what are you in the bathroom?

Eropean

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πŸ‘€︎ u/meltedpickless
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2018
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