What do you say if someone asks if you want to leave the yoga studio, but you're not ready yet?
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︎ Jun 21 2021
If youβre Russian to the bathroom, Finnish when you leave, what are you while you are in?
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︎ May 14 2021
My son never does his laundry so one day I got fed up and told him "If you don't start cleaning your clothes I'm going to leave you all my dirty clothes in my will!"
Sorry, just had to heir my dirty laundry
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︎ Apr 01 2021
Egg: If you take me seriously, you'll leave my shell intact and not remove my whites. Me: *Breaks Egg and removes whites*
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︎ May 27 2020
If you could leave now, that'd be great...
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︎ Jun 03 2019
Why should you leave the restroom if someone walks in playing Pokemon Go?
Because they might be trying to catch a pikachu.
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︎ May 14 2019
if you don't like Keanu Reeves, you need to Keanu Leave
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︎ Dec 10 2019
If you leave a pear out too long does it turn into a parrot?
Just randomly thought of this, hope it's good and at least moderately original (ik there's a lot of pear puns in general)
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︎ Jul 19 2019
If you accidentally leave some cash in your clothing and it goes through the washing machine,
Wouldn't that be 'money laundering'?
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︎ Jan 08 2020
Me: Can I leave work early? Boss: Only if you make up the time.
Me: Ok, 45 past 60.
Boss: Youβre fired.
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︎ Oct 31 2018
if someone leaves you some designer clothes in their will, do they count as dead giveaways?
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︎ Dec 18 2018
If you love somebody, let them go. If they leave, they were never yours. If they come back, they were a boomerang.
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︎ Nov 08 2019
My dad's amazing driving advice to my sister: "I can replace any mailbox you hit. If you collide with a cop car, I've got a good attorney. If you run over a nun, God will forgive you. But if you hit my truck, you better leave the f***ing country."
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︎ Jan 16 2017
If you leave a grape out in the hot sun, it will shrivel and dry up.
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︎ Aug 22 2016
If you rake a leaf pattern, you leave a rake pattern.
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︎ Nov 13 2017
If you go into the bathroom an American, and you leave the bathroom an American, what are you while youβre in the bathroom?
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︎ Jul 11 2020
If you Russian going in the bathroom and your Finnish when you leave the bathroom. What are you when you in the Bathroom?
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︎ Apr 11 2020
If your Russian to the bathroom and Finnish when you leave the bathroom, what are you in the bathroom?
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︎ Dec 13 2018
If you go into the bathroom as an American and leave the bathroom as an American, what are you while youβre in the bathroom?
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︎ Feb 05 2019
If you're Russian to get to the bathroom, and youre Finnish when you leave, what are you when youre IN the bathroom?
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︎ Dec 07 2018
If your Russian before you go into the bathroom and American when you leave the bathroom. What are you in the bathroom?
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︎ Feb 16 2019
If you are american when you enter the bathroom and american when you leave what are you in the bathroom?
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︎ Jul 20 2018
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