If you’re Russian going into the restroom, and you’re Finnish when you leave… what are you when you’re in the restroom?
European
If you are American when you go into the bathroom and American when leave the bathroom. What are you whilst you are in the bathroom?
European
If you leave a gratuity for a waitress of the bovine persuasion…
Does that constitute cow tipping?
What do you say if someone asks if you want to leave the yoga studio, but you're not ready yet?
Namaste.
Egg: If you take me seriously, you'll leave my shell intact and not remove my whites. Me: *Breaks Egg and removes whites*
Egg: Am I a yolk to you?
My son never does his laundry so one day I got fed up and told him "If you don't start cleaning your clothes I'm going to leave you all my dirty clothes in my will!"
Sorry, just had to heir my dirty laundry
Why should you leave the restroom if someone walks in playing Pokemon Go?
Because they might be trying to catch a pikachu.
if you don't like Keanu Reeves, you need to Keanu Leave
Me: Can I leave work early? Boss: Only if you make up the time.
Me: Ok, 45 past 60.
Boss: You’re fired.
If you leave a pear out too long does it turn into a parrot?
Just randomly thought of this, hope it's good and at least moderately original (ik there's a lot of pear puns in general)
Made a pun app, please leave a review if you like it! :) play.google.com/store/app…
If you accidentally leave some cash in your clothing and it goes through the washing machine,
Wouldn't that be 'money laundering'?
If you leave a grape out in the hot sun, it will shrivel and dry up.
Just raisin awareness.
My dad's amazing driving advice to my sister: "I can replace any mailbox you hit. If you collide with a cop car, I've got a good attorney. If you run over a nun, God will forgive you. But if you hit my truck, you better leave the f***ing country."
If you love somebody, let them go. If they leave, they were never yours. If they come back, they were a boomerang.
If you rake a leaf pattern, you leave a rake pattern.
If you go to the bathroom American, and leave the bathroom American, what are you while you’re in the bathroom?
European
If you’re Russian to the bathroom, Finnish when you leave, what are you while you are in?
European
If you go into the bathroom an American, and you leave the bathroom an American, what are you while you’re in the bathroom?
European.
If you Russian going in the bathroom and your Finnish when you leave the bathroom. What are you when you in the Bathroom?
European
If your Russian to the bathroom and Finnish when you leave the bathroom, what are you in the bathroom?
European
If you're Russian to get to the bathroom, and youre Finnish when you leave, what are you when youre IN the bathroom?
European!
If you go into the bathroom as an American and leave the bathroom as an American, what are you while you’re in the bathroom?
European.
If your Russian before you go into the bathroom and American when you leave the bathroom. What are you in the bathroom?
European...
If you are american when you enter the bathroom and american when you leave what are you in the bathroom?
Eropean
