57 Hilarious I Wonder Why Puns

I wonder why my jokes never land,

Guess I can't help that the jokes I tell are fly.

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👤︎ u/4wincle

📅︎ Apr 16 2022

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I used to wonder why microsoft skipped windows 9

But I shouldn't be surprised.
After all, years back, Microsoft published ms-DOS without ever releasing an ms-UNO

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👤︎ u/berninicaco3

📅︎ May 02 2021

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I wonder why

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👤︎ u/ThePinkPanda205

📅︎ Aug 04 2019

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I wonder why the corona cases are so low in Deutschland

I mean, its called Germ-many

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👤︎ u/gotnobackbone

📅︎ Jul 18 2020

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I wonder why they tell you your cashier's religion on the receipt? imgur.com/gqAIMnr

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👤︎ u/DarthEwok42

📅︎ May 05 2019

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I always used to wonder why it was called pepper spray

Then I realized it's because you can use it if you ever get asalted

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👤︎ u/Samidoesstuff

📅︎ Feb 22 2019

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People wonder why I call my toilet “the Jim” instead of “the John.”

I do it so I can say “I go to the Jim first thing every morning.”

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👤︎ u/December_Soul

📅︎ Apr 12 2019

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I always used to wonder why golfers would shout “fore”...

Then it hit me.

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👤︎ u/Heywood00d

📅︎ Nov 01 2018

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When people wonder why I am the way I am, I will just point them to this family conversation. (OC) imgur.com/ZWNLpTp

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👤︎ u/SgtMac02

📅︎ Nov 04 2016

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Sometimes I wonder, "why is that frisbee getting bigger?"

And then it hits me

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👤︎ u/mattmilli1

📅︎ Jul 15 2018

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I live in an old neighborhood with a 100 year old oak tree. One day every year, all the kids in the neighborhood put all their boy/girl scout badges on the tree. One day, I wonder why the kids do this. So, I called up my dad to ask him, and he said...

"Oh, it's just a badge oak."

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👤︎ u/Kabirmain

📅︎ Oct 21 2017

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I used to wonder why I felt held down all the time.

But I guess that’s just the way gravity works.

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👤︎ u/jaredjtaylor86

📅︎ Feb 02 2020

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There we were, driving through a small southern town with my mom and she says, “Maple, elm, cedar, all these streets are named after trees. I wonder why.”

Then there’s me over here, “I guess tree names were poplar. “

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👤︎ u/Mapkar

📅︎ Jul 09 2018

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My daughter and I saw a man returning a treadmill to Costco. I said, "I wonder why he is returning that?" She said, "I don't know."

I said, "Because he didn't get anywhere with it."

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👤︎ u/drnotabene

📅︎ Feb 24 2018

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I was wondering why music was coming from my printer.

Apparently the paper was jamming.

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👤︎ u/Realistic-Twist-3112

📅︎ Aug 13 2022

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I kept wondering why that ball kept getting closer, and closer, and closer…

Then it hit me.

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👤︎ u/Shaken_Bake_29

📅︎ Aug 05 2022

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I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger....

Then it hit me.

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👤︎ u/Odd_Relation6439

📅︎ Aug 04 2022

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Somebody was throwing Stephen King books at everyone, and I was wondering why they were doing that....

Then IT hit me

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👤︎ u/ChefRagnarok

📅︎ Apr 14 2022

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I woke up, wondering why I was tied to train tracks...

Then it hit me.

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👤︎ u/Itsacrouton

📅︎ Apr 26 2022

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I was touring a rocket factory and wondered why the fuel tank was full of metal plates,

So when the tour guide pointed out a fuel system engineer I asked him "can you tell me why there are big flat plates all over the inside of the fuel tank?" and he looked up at it and said "oh, that's just baffling" and I thought, great, if he doesn't know, who would?

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👤︎ u/anythingMuchShorter

📅︎ Mar 22 2022

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I was standing in the park wondering why frisbees got bigger as they get closer

Then it hit me

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👤︎ u/aayu2417

📅︎ Jan 09 2022

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I know you’re wondering… why do bees live huddled together in hives?

‘Swarm

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👤︎ u/SoDakZak

📅︎ Mar 09 2022

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I was wondering why the chef was out of work all day

He had too much Thyme on his hands

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👤︎ u/MrMetalhead3029483

📅︎ Mar 07 2022

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I wondered why I was banned from dating sites for paying with Monopoly money.

I guess apparently that's not legal Tinder.

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👤︎ u/Jeffreedisme

📅︎ Dec 01 2021

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I was throwing a U shaped stick around and I was wondering why it wasn't going very far.

Then it hit me.

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👤︎ u/ObeseCanetoad

📅︎ Oct 08 2021

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I was wondering why the sun kept going up higher and higher...

Then it dawned on me.

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👤︎ u/pauly_pasqually

📅︎ Aug 17 2021

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I stood in the park wondering why a frisbee gets larger when it gets closer

Then it hit me.

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👤︎ u/willem640

📅︎ Mar 20 2021

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At my book club, I wondered why they were throwing Stephen King novels around.

Then IT hit me!

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👤︎ u/klwill1192

📅︎ Nov 15 2020

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I was wondering why music was coming from my printer.

Apparently the paper was jamming.

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👤︎ u/Maxurai

📅︎ Jun 29 2022

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I was wondering why the printer was pLayin music...

I eventually realized the printer was jamming

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👤︎ u/MaCk_Pinto

📅︎ Jul 23 2022

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I kept wondering why the ball was getting bigger.

Then it hit me.

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👤︎ u/organs__oceans

📅︎ Jul 22 2022

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I kept wondering why the ball was getting bigger.

And then it hit me.

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👤︎ u/skullchin

📅︎ Feb 09 2022

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I wondered why the Frisbee was getting bigger...

Then it hit me.

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👤︎ u/Elohssa_Repus

📅︎ Apr 28 2022

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I stood there wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger...

Then it hit me.

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👤︎ u/ChewyNutCluster

📅︎ Jul 01 2022

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I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger....

....then it hit me.

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👤︎ u/StephenGTS125

📅︎ May 24 2022

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Someone at the bar was throwing Stephen King books at everyone and I wondered why they were doing that……

Then IT hit me

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👤︎ u/Majorpain2006

📅︎ Apr 21 2022

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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger

Then it hit me.

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👤︎ u/not_evil_nick

📅︎ Jun 09 2022

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I was wondering why music was coming from my printer

Apparently, the paper was jamming

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👤︎ u/ThanosWasRight96

📅︎ Mar 18 2022

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I was wondering why the ball kept getting bigger

Then it hit me

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👤︎ u/nanadoom

📅︎ Apr 08 2022

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I was wondering why music was coming from my printer...

apparently the paper was jamming.

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👤︎ u/sheepery

📅︎ May 20 2021

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I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger.

Then it hit me.

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👤︎ u/Lava_Wolf_68

📅︎ Feb 28 2022

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I wondered why the tennis ball was getting bigger.

Then it hit me.

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👤︎ u/capitanpolk

📅︎ Dec 21 2021

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I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger….

Then it hit me.

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👤︎ u/Splita84

📅︎ Jan 21 2022

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I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger,

then it hit me.

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👤︎ u/The_Pun-ishing_One

📅︎ Jan 03 2022

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I was wondering why the ball got bigger...

Then it hit me!!!

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👤︎ u/blueandwhite031

📅︎ Dec 28 2021

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I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger

then it hit me

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👤︎ u/hahacommentgovroom

📅︎ Jul 17 2021

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I wondered why there was music coming from my printer...

Apparently the paper was jamming.

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👤︎ u/krakhis

📅︎ Oct 22 2021

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I was wondering why Music was coming from my printer..

Apparently the paper was Jamming.

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👤︎ u/niloc12

📅︎ Apr 02 2020

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I was wondering, Why is that baseball getting bigger??

Then it hit me!

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👤︎ u/Kentencat

📅︎ May 26 2021

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Someone was throwing Stephen King books at everyone, and I wondered why they were doing that...

Then IT hit me.

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👤︎ u/obsidiandragon61

📅︎ Apr 28 2021

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I was wondering why the Frisbee was getting bigger and bigger...

And then it flew past me

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👤︎ u/Kyle9490

📅︎ Aug 16 2021

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I was wondering why the baseball kept getting bigger and bigger....

and then, it hit me!

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👤︎ u/w00dw0rk3r

📅︎ Jul 21 2021

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I was standing in the park wondering why frisbees got bigger as they get closer.

And then it hit me.

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👤︎ u/Caleb-the-God

📅︎ Jun 29 2021

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I wondered why the ball kept getting bigger

And then it hit me

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👤︎ u/theskyguyuk

📅︎ May 05 2021

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I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger

Then it hit me.

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👤︎ u/EviL-FeaR

📅︎ Feb 12 2021

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I wondered why my daughter was throwing all my Stephen King books around the room. And then…

…IT hit me.

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👤︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod

📅︎ Nov 18 2020

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At my book club, I wondered why they were throwing Stephen King novels around...

Then IT hit me!

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👤︎ u/cotswoldboy

📅︎ Nov 17 2020

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