I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet?
I asked my 18 brothers and sisters and they don't know either.
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︎ Jan 21 2021
I wonder if the host of Jeopardy! absorbed all the trivia he used as answers... he woulda been mighty intelligent...
It would have made him a smart Alec.
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︎ Mar 02 2021
So yall know how people used wooden dentures in the 19th century? I wonder if women ever tried or thought of using the same idea to increase boob size.
That would be something, now wooden tit?
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︎ Jan 11 2021
I wonder, will glass coffins be popular someday?
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︎ Jan 12 2021
I probably won't see Wonder Woman 1984 when it comes out.
I still haven't seen Wonder Woman 2 through 1983.
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︎ Dec 24 2020
I wonder how this music would sound?
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︎ Dec 23 2020
I wonder if there will be a term for a President whoβs been impeached twice
At least I know there wonβt be two terms!
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︎ Jan 14 2021
I wonder if they'll write a book about Ellen Page's transformation into Elliot
They should.
It'll be a real Page-turner!
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︎ Dec 02 2020
I wonder
How much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
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︎ Dec 21 2020
Sometimes I wonder if
the website of Diabetes Support Groups ask for cookies?
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︎ Oct 23 2020
Something I wonder about vegetarian police
Do you think they still go on stakeouts?
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︎ Oct 30 2020
I wonder how he tastes
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︎ Aug 15 2020
I wonder how Bill Gates gets Windows. Does he get it free? Or does Microsoft Bill Gates?
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︎ Aug 20 2020
This guy always makes vegetable puns, i wonder what's tomato with him
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︎ Jul 16 2020
I wonder how I didnβt know me and my girlfriendβs relationship was coming to a stop
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︎ Oct 13 2020
I wonder if talking about Freud gave him a bigger ego?
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︎ May 28 2020
I wonder if he had any egrets?
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︎ Jan 20 2020
I wonder why the corona cases are so low in Deutschland
I mean, its called Germ-many
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︎ Jul 18 2020
I wonder who took a picture of that hose on the phone
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︎ Jun 05 2020
I wonder if he ate the wrapper too
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︎ May 15 2020
I wonder if I'll get smaller when I'm a therapist
Cause then I'll be a shrink
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︎ Aug 23 2020
I wonder how many people did not notice that "pun intended" is itself a pun
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︎ May 19 2020
It was a long time ago, a different time, when Bach wrote his music. I wonder what life was like Bach then πΉ
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︎ May 30 2020
She: Babes I'm pregnant!! I wonder what our son is gonna look like.
Me: nah, he's gonna wonder what I look like.
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︎ Jul 28 2020
They say one in four people are homosexual, which is weird because I have three best friends, all guys. Makes me wonder which one of us would be gay.
I hope It's Paul. He's cute.
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︎ Dec 24 2018
My wife said, βI wonder what our neighbor is making. He always has his jigsaw out.β I said, βI donβt know. Itβs a real...
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︎ Jun 01 2020
I wonder what the odds are...
of me turning up at Gamblers Anonymous tomorrow night.
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︎ May 29 2020
I wonder why
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︎ Aug 04 2019
When a chicken's egg is being layed, I wonder...
Does it have a bird's thigh view?
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︎ May 07 2020
I wonder how much White-Out...
They use at the Department of Corrections?
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︎ Mar 04 2020
I wonder if accessory garden buildings really make you happy...
Or if its only due to the gazebo-effect
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︎ Apr 12 2020
I wonder what calibre does North Korea use
To administer coronavirus shots
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︎ Apr 03 2020
I wonder what my new cat will look like?
Tabby... or not tabby... that is the question.
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︎ Feb 18 2020
I was at a concert of which a Scandinavian woman was playing on stage, one of my friends turns to me and remarks βI wonder if sheβs from Swedenβ another friend says βmaybe Norway?β My final friend asks βdo you thinks sheβs Finnish?β
I boastfully reply βI fucking hope not sheβs only been on five minutesβ
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︎ Dec 12 2019
I wonder if it swallowed!
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︎ Jun 26 2019
But I wonder what they really do when we tell the waiter to give compliments to the chef
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︎ Aug 21 2019
I wonder how people will react to this
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︎ Aug 20 2018
I used to wonder why I felt held down all the time.
But I guess thatβs just the way gravity works.
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︎ Feb 02 2020
I wonder how much the monthly bill is for toilet paper at the hospital
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︎ Sep 06 2019
No wonder Iβm so tired...
I havenβt had a good nights sleep all decade!
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︎ Jan 01 2020
When itβs super dark in my house I Stevie Wonder where everything is
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︎ Dec 06 2019
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︎ May 05 2019
I wonder if Thor is embarrassed telling people about his job
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︎ Jan 01 2020
I saw glass coffins are now a thing and I wonder if theyβll be popular?
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︎ Jul 10 2019
I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet...
So I asked my 16 siblings and they didn't know either.
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︎ Mar 10 2019
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