When pausing Avengers (Infinity War) halfway through, my spouse asked when I’d want to finish the movie…
… to which I responded, “Avengetually.”
I asked my friend who lives in Saudi Arabia what he thought about the Iraq war. He said he had no idea what I was talking about. Shocked I said, “ what? Its all over the news, have you been living under Irock?”
I thought wearing a glove during a thumb war would be an advantage.
Turns out it is a handicap :D
I never hesitate to start a war.
I was studying how World War II started today.
Man, I did Nazi that coming.
I was very disappointed to find that the movie “Dunkirk” was a World War II movie…
And not the biography of William Shatner
I recently placed a bid for a rifle used in the war by a French officer.
It was in good shape having only been dropped twice in surrender.
I don’t know why I lost at Thumb War.
I just can’t put my finger on it.
I'm pretty good at history but I recently read about a Nazi war criminal who I'd never heard of before.
His name didn't ring any Gö- bells.
There's always one thing I see first in war torn cities
Pun war! The topic is food. If you have a pun comment it. I hope this will turnip good.
I have a cyst on my back and my wife helped me drain it. She won the pun war that night.
I have commited several war crimes in uzbeckistan and am giving myself in for gassing hundreids of civillian houses
I don’t like Civil War jokes
I General Lee don’t find them funny
I got into a Pun War with Listerine. Yeah, that Listerine. Who won?
Got talking to a very cool old man. After finding out he was from England, a World War Two vet and has spent the last thirty two years in the states I had to ask..
Me: so what brought you to the states?
Him: An airplane.
Civil war jokes? I general Lee don’t find them funny
In college i thought General Calculus was a Roman war hero
**INFINITY WAR SPOILERS** I loved how the movie ended...
I didn’t think they’d have the stones to end it like that
Can I play World War Z without having played World War A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X and Y before?
/r/ShouldIbuythisgame/com…
I think Stan Lee’s cameo in Captain America Civil War was...
I lost the tug of war competition
I didn't see Ant Man in the Infinity War trailer...
He must be playing a small part in the movie.
I was watching a war movie today and a guy's leg got blown off...
I couldn't tell whether it was CGI or a stump double
People often ask me if I know my Civil War era historical figures....
My response is usually "General Lee"
Got thrown out of a Parisian restaurant called 'La Guerre' because they didn't believe I could speak French. This means war, I said.
I got trapped in a bidding war for a house because my wife loved the lengthy corridor.
I’m in it for the long hall.
Thor, riding his mighty war horse, “I am Thor! I am Thor!”
Horse: That’s because you don’t have a thaddle, idiot.
"Every war movie has a bad guy named Will. Have you ever noticed that?" Uhhh, no can't say that I have dad. "Yeah, they're always yelling 'Fire at Will'!"
Probably a repost but literally just happened 2 minutes ago and saw my opportunity for a post.
My son today as we're watching infinity war: Dad I think know what Thano's favorite app is
When I was a kid I asked my grandfather who was born in 1944 if he fought in world war 2
He said yes and that he was in the infantry.
I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in 20 minutes.
Sure its only three words, but for me that's an improvement.
Friend: Huh, I didn't know Hogs of War came to steam
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