I remember a time when plastic surgery was a taboo subject, but nowadays when you mention botox..
..no one even raises an eyebrow.
I can't remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6 or 500 in Roman numerals.
Do you remember when you were a kid and whenever you cried, your parents would say, “I’ll give you a reason to cry!?" I always thought they were going to hit me...
...not that they were going to destroy the housing market 20 years later.
I'm so old, I remember when . . .
Dad jokes we're just called "jokes".
I remember when Viagra was the only hard-on medication...
Nowadays there seems to be a lot of stiff competition.
I remember the first time I had sex...
I can't remember the name of this African river in front of me.
I must be going see Nile.
It's days like these I remember what my Grandad said before he kicked the bucket...
He said "Hey, watch how far I can kick this bucket."
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way.
Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
I still remember my childhood quite fondly, when dad used to roll us down the hill inside car tires.
Those were the Good Years.
I never remember what people tell me at New Year's parties
It goes in one year and out the other.
I couldn’t remember this guys name but knew it was Nate Gold-something.
My son and I were waiting at a train crossing. He tells me "that train looks bigger than I remember"
So I say, "It's been training"
Does anyone remember the joke I posted about the chiropractor?
It was about a weak back.
Ship Captain: Guys, I need help. I don’t remember how to write 2 in Roman numerals.
I entered my sons room and said, "Remember, boy, masturbating can make you go blind."
"I'm over here dad." He replied.
Trying to remember a joke about boomerangs I heard as a kid...
Hopefully it’ll come back to me eventually.
My wife told me today that when I got her food order, that I need to remember to ask for cheese or they wouldn’t add it.
I told her if they forgot the cheese again, it wouldn’t end very Gouda for them!
Remember Spider Pig from the Simpsons movie? I figured out his secret identity!
I remember the first time I used a dictionary...
It was a defining moment in my life.
I can still remember the time I undercooked my French bread.
i remember the first time i got stabbed with a balisong
i had butterflies in my stomach
I heard this i while back don’t remember where its from, sorry if it seems butchered(longish)
One day a loving husband and father of 2 sons comes home, one of the sons asks him to come upstairs, so he comes upstairs and his son says“dad, im gay” the father, surprised says “well, okay, i still support you son”.
The next day the father comes home to his other son asking him to come upstairs, he goes and the son also comes out as gay, the loving father says “both you and your brother, i wont have any kids, but, i still support you”........ ........ ........ ........ ........ ........
The father then walks down stairs to go and play with the family dog(male) and finds him in the backyard humping the neighbors(also male) dog. The father walks back into the house and exclaims
“Does anyone in this house like women”.
His wife taps him on the sholder
I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang,
But eventually it came back to me.
I remember having rocks thrown at me because I was a nerd in high school.
As they hit me, I thought, “that’s not gneiss.”
I can't remember the title now
Once I was so dehydrated, I couldn’t even remember all the letters in the English alphabet.
I went ABCDEFG and then PQRSTUVWXYZ. I was missing H to O.
That's not how I remember it
I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control, I thought to myself,
I chuckle when I remember that my coins aren't moist.
It's my dry cents of humor
“Doc, I think I might have ADHD, because I can’t remember where I parked my Ford!”
Doctor: That’s not how ADHD works.
Man: But I keep losing my Focus!
I remember asking my dad repeatedly what the acronym LGBTQ meant.
I never got a straight answer.
I stayed up all night trying to remember her name
I have a boomerang joke I can’t seem to remember it maybe it will come back to me
I do seem to remover it went over people’s heads
I had a great childhood, I remember my dad would put me in a tire & roll me down the hill all summer.
I remember the last words my grandfather ever said to me. He said ‘You selfish boy!’
Not long after that, I became a fishmonger.
"Dad, I don't remember that guy's name, what is it?"
Mr. E.!
(Came to me in a flash, totally whooshed my son unfortunately)
I can't remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6 or 500 in Roman numerals.
I Can’t remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500 in Roman Numerals
As I get older and remember all the people I've lost along the way....
I think to myself, maybe a career as a tour guide wasn't for me.
I can’t remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6, and 500 in Roman Numerals
Remember when I made that joke about the chiropractor?
I told it about a weak back.
Does anyone remember the joke I made about the Chiropractor?
It was about a weak back...
Does anyone remember the joke I made about the Chiropractor?
It was about a weak back...
I’ll always remember what my dad said before he kicked the bucket.
He said, “Hey! How far do you think I can kick this bucket?”
I remember my childhood quite fondly, when Dad used to roll us down the hill inside car tires.
Those were the Good Years.
I can never remember the Roman Numerals for 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500...
I remember asking my dad repeatedly what the acronym LGBTQ meant.
I never got a straight answer.
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