21 Hilarious I Monster Puns - Punstoppable 😜

My son thinks I'm so cool for being able to talk like Cookie Monster and Elmo.

I guess you could say I have Sesame Street cred.

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📅︎ Dec 28 2020

I told my kids, "Did you know Albert Einstein had a brother that was an evil scientist who created a monster from body parts and his name was…"

…Frank!"

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👤︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod

📅︎ Dec 06 2020

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Two monsters were at a party having a good time when one of them noticed a lady monster rolled her eyes at them. The monster asked his monster friend "what should I do?"

The other other monster replied "be a gentleman, roll them back to her."

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👤︎ u/Fukface_Von_Clwnstik

📅︎ Nov 02 2020

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Am I a monster?

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👤︎ u/David_Jonathan0

📅︎ Jul 16 2020

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I truly am a monster. My partner is a nurse for context.

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👤︎ u/Salamirelish

📅︎ Jul 23 2020

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What do you say to a vampire when he graduates? (and other monster jokes from a book I had)

Countdraculations.

What is 5m. tall, hairy and flies at 2,179 km/h?

A King Kongcorde.

What do witches use to know the hour?

A witch watch.

What do you call a chicken spirit?

A poultrygeist.

And one mine:

What do you call a house inhabited by a chicken spirit?

A hen-ted house.

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👤︎ u/Roaring_Anubis

📅︎ Jul 20 2020

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I wrote a story about a mundane, not-so-hideous monster.

My publisher said it was a mediogre work.

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👤︎ u/troy_lc

📅︎ Jul 18 2020

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Today i drank a warm monster or should i say

A warmster

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👤︎ u/JoNNeMoPo69

📅︎ Jun 15 2020

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I came into the office early and switched as many M and N keys on keyboards as I could. Some might say I'm a monster...

But others will say nomster

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👤︎ u/DanGlerrBOY89

📅︎ Jun 07 2020

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I’ve created a monster. My 6 year old just asked us: Why did the robot cross the road?

Because he was programmed too 🤦🏻

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👤︎ u/Rachelsfriendfriend

📅︎ Apr 02 2020

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I found glockness monster

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👤︎ u/fred8--

📅︎ Aug 09 2019

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Last October, I was walking through the cemetery and I came across a trash can where someone had thrown out their Kraft halloween monster themed mac and cheese...

It was the mac.

It was the monster mac.

the monster mac

was in the graveyard trash.

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👤︎ u/brdain

📅︎ Jan 16 2020

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I made a monster and I'm not sorry.

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👤︎ u/Ghoulish_gamer

📅︎ Mar 11 2019

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Watching one their favorite movies with the kids, and I ask, “Should we get a Monster Oven and Monster Fridge?”

Since you love the Monster Sink so much.

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👤︎ u/flowers_are_red

📅︎ Oct 13 2019

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I've created a monster

My 7 year old daughter calls me: " Dad, can you help me with..."

” I'm not your Dad" — I interrupt trying the daily dad joke– "I'm an alien, an my friends kidnapped your Dad"

7y old daughter: "you mean... he was Dadnapped"

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👤︎ u/drneck

📅︎ Apr 06 2019

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I hear you're hunting the Loch Ness monster.

May not be Nessie-ssary, but Beast of Loch to you!

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👤︎ u/Seerofthingsmissed

📅︎ Oct 04 2018

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I heard that there's a Scottish version of sock monsters

They call it the Sock Ness Monster

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👤︎ u/NairodI

📅︎ Mar 05 2019

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[Monster] I got both of the boys last night, said good night and then I told them "don't move, stay very still" I dove to the floor reaching under the bed and pulled out a monster energy drink and told them there was a Monster under their bed.

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👤︎ u/alleyrat66

📅︎ May 24 2018

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Last night I had nightmares that I was a monster truck.

I woke up super tired and overly exhausted.

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👤︎ u/leparr

📅︎ Aug 19 2017

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