Me: Sure, because when they send email, they don’t care if you’re up.
In other words, I'm doing everything I can to be a bad host.
But that's just witchful thinking.
I threw my phone out of the window and it didn't fly.
...it didn’t fly well with my friends :(
Biggest disappointment of my life. It didn't fly anywhere.
The engineer said "ah yes.... it's stuck in Depeche Mode"....
I always use incognito mode.
Siri said "Yes it will rain, and don't call me Shirley". I think she forgot to take her phone off Airplane mode.
I did because I put it on sleep mode.
A group of English folks, a group of French and a group of Spaniards.
They all needed to get to Germany, but couldn't agree on a mode of transport.
So the English drove, the French took the train and the Spanish flew.
"Remember the a la mode!"
It included the inventor of “Silent Mode”.
I keep it on airplane mode.
I think I’m in sicko mode
I left my phone in Airplane mode
They just get mean. (I know ... just an average joke)
Was trying to figure out how to use her new iPhone to shoot photos at night using night mode. She gave me the phone and said, here figure this out. I took the phone and pushed one button, and voila, night mode. She looks at me at this point and says, how did you know that would work? My reply...
I don’t know, I was just taking a shot in the dark.
Mic drop.
Idk if this fits this sub, but I'm planning a Halloween costume and just need a punny name for it.
I'm going to wear timberland boots, camo cargo pants, an olive/brown/green/earth t-shirt, aviator sunglasses, and get a beer bandolier.
I need a solider/army/military + beer/alcohol/drinking pun to name the costume. Any suggestions?
Some want to become mode or median
I guess that's because it's in "Do not Disturb" mode.
How mean! If I had to sum it up, I would say that’s not the best mode to say that to me. Maybe they should try to factor in the student’s feelings when telling them they need to tell them they need to fix their grade. I told them to factor that in next time, but they just couldn’t see my logic.
Apart from three days ago when he searched: 'How to use incognito mode'.
it was on airplane mode
turns out it was in airplane mode
Q: What is the average math teacher?
A: mean
Q: What dessert do math teachers eat the most?
A: pie a la mode
Q: Where does the average cop hide when catching people for speeding?
A: The highway median
So that both of us are in A la mode.
It's ok, it was in airplane mode
He gets into a mean medium mode.
So I had a productive day at work coming up with these Capital City puns a year ago today. Thought they were too good not to share!
Why did the Geordie arrange a holiday to Romania?
To book a rest!
Bob Mortimer was speaking to his comedy partner's wife saying he wanted to take him on a piss up to Iceland. When asked why he said:
I want to wreck ya vic!
Why should you never let a man go swimming in Finland with weights on his ankles?
Coz He'll sinky
What do people most commonly use toilet paper for in Bandar Seri Begawan?
Their Brunei
Catwoman bet her male counterpart he couldn't pronouce the capitol of Nepal. But cat man do.
Why was the Polish man rubbing his bollocks? Coz they warsaw.
I just came up with a cracking pun for Japan. Alas, all the wife could say was "What Tokyo so long?"
The ex Mrs McCartney got naked in East Germany in the 80s. She was known for years in the area as Bare-lin
Cheap flights to Russia still available! Book now! Everything Moscow!
The people of Bahamas think learning Capitol cities is Nassau important
The people of the Netherlands had a need to build a water driven power station as well as an overabundance of pork products. So they used 'Ams to Dam a river.
A husband and wife in the Phillipines were both very, very unwell. The woman was sick, but the man iller.
What's the average Senegalian's favoured mode of transport? Da car
Have you heard about the talking cat in Somalia that only throws insults? The Moggy Diss you
They are obsessed with John Cleese in Uruguay. They love a video of Fawlty towers almost as much as they love a Montevideo
People from Vietnam Hanoi the hell outta me
Rain storms are very rare in Zambia, but in Zimbabwe they Harera
Before you do a joke about Macedonia, let me Skopje right there
I've heard Swedish Ikea workers get stuff for free, they can just take Stockholm
If you are trying to eat Halal in Pakistan, Islamabad or good choice?
...I must have left it in Aeroplane Mode.
Because they are stuck on "shuffle mode".
^#AirPlaneModeAF ;)
I switched my phone to Flight Mode and it dragged me out of my seat
So I forgot my school was having a planned fire drill. I was hanging outside my class building, ditching with my girlfriend when everybody suddenly poured out. My teacher came out in front of the entire class and asked me why I was already outside. I don't know what came over me, I guess my brain went into auto-defense-dad-mode because I told him:
What can I say? I'm a premature evacuator.
I accidentally left my phone in Airplane mode.
I had forgotten to take it off of airplane mode.
She replied "It certainly will, and don't call me Shirley."
Forgot i was on airplane mode.
So that both of us are in a la mode.
They remember the a la mode
I had acedentaly left it in airplane mode!
