All my hispanic friends love it when I say βmucho.β
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I love GOLD , but *A* is silent in it!#chem punsΖͺ(Λβ£Λ)Κβ(β
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︎ Dec 26 2020
I was having a glass of wine with my wife after a long day and I heard her say "I love you so much and always look forward to being with you at the end of the day. I don't know what I'd do without you." "Is that you or the wine talking?" I asked. She replied "It's me...
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︎ Feb 11 2021
I love the part of the bumblebee that connects its body to its feet.
Itβs the beeβs knees.
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︎ Jan 15 2021
First, I posted this on r/jokes but it didn't get much love. Then I realized I posted it on the wrong joke sub. Y'all love the punny jokes, so here you go:
Why are lamb chops a thing? Why do we have a food named after a baby animal?
Would you ever eat something called puppy steak? Or kitten burger? Or chick fillet?
oh wait.........
Credit goes to Matt from Studio C
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︎ Dec 21 2020
I have a co-worker who claimed for years that he hates Christmas. He finally broke down and told me he secretly loves it, he just has a reputation to maintain.
He finally came out of the Santa Claus-et.
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︎ Dec 12 2020
Good pun, perfect comments/likes. I love it.
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︎ Jun 15 2020
This isnβt mine and I donβt know who made it, but itβs been on my phone for so many years and I havenβt seen it on here yet. I hope you all love it as much as I do.
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︎ Aug 15 2020
I was proud of it but none of my friends really appreciated it, so maybe itβll find some love here.
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︎ May 31 2020
I love molasses, but I canβt eat it.
I canβt stop thinking about all those poor little moles.
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︎ Sep 14 2020
I bought some new sunglasses and it seems people either love them or hate them.
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︎ Sep 22 2020
I read it's romantic to scatter rose petals on your bed, but they were too expensive. Instead, my wife and I will just have to make love on..
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︎ Sep 21 2020
I was wondering if this group could help me come up with puns for my husbands promotion watch. Itβs an omega speedmaster. He loves puns and I am truest bad at them.
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︎ Jul 09 2020
A lot of my friends hate having to wear masks. I love it, though
Iβm now a master at ventriloquism
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︎ Sep 19 2020
I'm secretly in love with a melon, but I ended it because I know everyone will find out
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︎ Aug 04 2020
I love it when I restock the battery drawer
It just feels nice to have all this power.
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︎ Apr 11 2020
So horrible. I love it
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︎ Dec 02 2018
I love it when the earth turns! It just really makes my day.
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︎ Feb 19 2020
I asked my SO if she knew my favorite letter. She said "No, what is it?" I said "It's u." She responded "aww I love youuuuuuuu" To which I replied...
"I love u too. It's my favorite letter."
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︎ Apr 29 2020
I don't know if it's coincidence, but both my kids absolutely love surprise eggs. They're obsessed with them!
And neither of them were planned!
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︎ Mar 23 2020
My dad just told me the worst dad joke ever but I love it at the same time the joke was "Why does Mr Tayto have a phone"
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︎ Feb 25 2020
Bad, but I love it!
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︎ Apr 28 2019
Dungeons and Dragons looks like a lot of fun. I'd love to try it some day.
I guess I consider myself die-curious
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︎ Apr 06 2020
My phone loves it when I drop it
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︎ Jul 08 2019
I love hollandaise sauce, and put it on everything...
...but the lemon juice in it wreaks havoc on my dentures. My dentist said he has just the thing: Dentures made of chrome.
Because thereβs no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.
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︎ Aug 03 2019
Alright people i will not hide it anymore, i love one.
What number do you love ?
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︎ Jan 08 2020
My daughter asked me for a recommendation for a good book. I told her I had the perfect book in my collection for her to read. It has drama, romance, betrayal, excitement, action, love, loss, heroes, villians, mystery and puzzles. Pretty much everything really. Excitedly she asked me for it.
I handed her the dictionary.
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︎ Jan 16 2019
I love it
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︎ Aug 02 2019
My friend loves puns and I told her to come check out this page. She kept telling me she couldnβt find it....
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︎ Jun 04 2019
I love it when my kids don't get the joke until the next day...
Hear today, groan tomorrow.
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︎ Jan 19 2018
This is better than a dad joke, I love it.
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︎ Sep 01 2018
I love the song βthis is how we do itβ
And also I use it for introducing my friend Howie Dewitt
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︎ Oct 08 2019
My daughter hates soup alphabet, but when I am feeding her, I am saying she loves it.
I guess I am putting words in her mouth.
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︎ Nov 20 2018
I love peanuts... But itβs hard for a peanut to love you back when itβs been asalted all its life.
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︎ Jan 07 2019
I love fishing but I can never pull the fish closer once I hook it.
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︎ Apr 23 2019
I love math, you could call it an addiction
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︎ Oct 26 2018
I tried the βIf you love something, set it freeβ thing.
But my kids are still here.
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︎ Dec 27 2018
I love water so much it f*cking makes me wet.
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︎ Apr 13 2019
My girlfriend and I bonded over our love of mints. It's like we are
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︎ Jun 22 2019
My wife and I love to go on dates, but we always do what she wants. Today she asked me, βIf you had to pick any date, what would it be?β
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︎ Jan 04 2019
I love putting data into spreadsheets. Its something I Excel at.
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︎ Feb 05 2019
I went camping for the first time last night, and finally understand why people love it so much...
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︎ Jul 13 2019
I love it
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︎ Sep 23 2018
I love it when I dadjoke my dad
Dad and I are on a fishing trip and we have to get up pretty early. My dad was feeling tired and at the breakfast table says "I am just so bagged". To which I replied "I guess that makes you a Baghdad". He never saw it coming.
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︎ Aug 05 2014
I hope my father loves it!
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︎ Jun 13 2018
I tried the βIf you love something, set it freeβ thing.
But my kids are still here.
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︎ Mar 10 2019
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