I sure hope Elon Musk doesn't get into a scandal.

Yeah. Elongate could stretch out forever.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2021
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I hope this one isn’t too cheesy
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ninjamoo
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2021
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I bought an imitation diamond engagement ring to propose to my Irish girlfriend on St Patrick's day. I just hope she doesn't notice..

..the sham rock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2021
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An old friend once told me he hopes I fall into a deep hole filled with water. .

But I know he means well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Benstrosity
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2021
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I had a sheer hope that they’ll get it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/useralreadydead
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2021
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I hope Elon Musk never gets into a scandal

I hope Elon Musk never gets into a scandal….

Elon-gate would be really drawn out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CV_1994-SI
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2021
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I hope you understand
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πŸ‘€︎ u/midgetporn6969
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2021
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I hope he Whale
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πŸ‘€︎ u/basumn
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2021
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I hope it doesn't get sticky again...

Told my wife that every time I cook rice I get separation anxiety.

She facepalmed and sighed and at that moment I thought this might be a worthy contribution to the subreddit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Splinter07
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2021
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I hope the standards of this sub are low enough
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πŸ‘€︎ u/yomamama69
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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I hope I didn't burger this one up!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/orlanthi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2021
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Archeologists will be digging for a lost village near my home. I hope they find some signs of life.

Remains to be seen

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timthedriller
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2021
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Here’s a little early access to a pun I made. I’m not sure if this joke has been said before but I hope not. I love making up puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kyledreeling10
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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I hope it does
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πŸ‘€︎ u/stont753
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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I really hope Santa can figure out how to make all his deliveries this year due to Covid-19......

I hear he just ran out of santa-tizer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/darthchris
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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I hope you haven't seen this before, but it needs to be reposted.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZappBrannigansLaw
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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I hope this is (Swiss) cheesy enough for my first post
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hamachi_Carpaccio
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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I hope he said Tank you later xD
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yugvijay
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
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I’ve always had such high hopes for skiing.

Then it goes downhill fast.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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I hope you all enjoy this terrible joke I made
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LoyalTurmoil
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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A piece I just finished working on, hope you all like it :)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cupcake_serenity
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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I hope not to let everyone down

True story. Wife was cooking dinner and says you know what's odd?

With out hesitation I say: the number 7?

Never did find out what else was odd

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Boreddudemo
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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I hope when they're older all the coronials

Will refer to themselves as quaran-teens

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scamperly
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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This isn’t mine and I don’t know who made it, but it’s been on my phone for so many years and I haven’t seen it on here yet. I hope you all love it as much as I do.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarkRune23
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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This is my first comic so I hope it doesn't get ghosted
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pixel_bat
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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I hope you get it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScavengingOpossum
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2020
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I took the shell off of my racing snail in hopes that he'd be lighter and faster...

But now he's just sluggish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yadnivek
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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I hope newt
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Banoooooooo
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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Man, 2020 is rough. But I have a little bit of hope for you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emrakull
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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I made this little Honeymoon pin, get it? Honey- moon? hope you like it! (:
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElTamagotchi
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2020
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I hope I never lose my hearing.

It would be ear replaceable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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I really hope I don't get addicted to German sausage again

Those days were the Wurst.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bryanBr
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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I thought this belong here to (hope nobody posted it here yet) /r/Jokes/comments/ifow41/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/plap12
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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I do hope she added enough stamps
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πŸ‘€︎ u/skatardrummer
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2020
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I hope you find this as Amoosing as I do...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cforbes1015
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2020
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I hope this rain keeps up.

That way it won't come down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gitgudds3
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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I hope this is not a bed pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kurisucx
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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I hope this is the right sub
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bosasa
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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I sure hope it isn't
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πŸ‘€︎ u/epic_eric2
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2020
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I really hope mailmen don’t start getting the Coronavirus

They’re really good carriers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danceswithshrews
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2020
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I hope no one has a beef with this.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/orlanthi
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2020
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I made this up today hope its alright here

Went to the bird store today Went to the cage section and one caught my eye. It was way over priced and all It had was a penny, dime, quarter half dollar in it. I asked why it was so much?

The manager said because it was a nickel-less cage.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Disturbed56
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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"I hope you keep your promise this time!"

"Me too! I have my fingers crossed!"

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2020
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Simple OC Punny video I made. Hope you enjoy v.redd.it/n7exd07afz841
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πŸ‘€︎ u/not_andrew_a
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2020
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my friend just told me, 'I hope you die in a deep hole filled with water'.

I know he means well.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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I hope Elon Musk never gets caught up in a major scandal

I just imagine Elon-Gate would be really drawn out....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OpthomacePrime
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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I hope Elon Musk never gets in a scandal...

Elon-gate would be really drawn out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/h_cordeiro8
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2020
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