Do you know what 50 did when he was hungry?
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👤︎ u/DaMailmann
📅︎ Jul 19 2020
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Kid: Dad, let me be frank.... and if you say, “Hi Frank, I’m Dad”, I’m gonna be super pissed.

Dad: Gotcha, gonnabesuperpissed.

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📅︎ Nov 02 2018
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Movie theatre xpost

Several years ago my wife and I were the only two in a movie theater when an older guy (70ish) came in and very slowly moved to the row we were in and went to sit in the seat right next to me. I looked at my wife with a "can you believe this?" face.

Just as the guy's butt hit the chair he looked at us and said "gotcha!" Then sprang up and went to a seat several rows away chuckling to himself as if he does that all the time. Never said anything else to us, just loving his old man life and trolling strangers at the movies.

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👤︎ u/Spore2012
📅︎ Nov 11 2013
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Whats the difference between a joke and a rhetorical question.

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📅︎ Mar 25 2018
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