I Engineer Puns

A list of puns related to "I Engineer"

I know a Polish sound engineer

And a Czech one too.

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👤︎ u/bluestratmatt
📅︎ Mar 19 2022
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I kept pushing all my Engineer friends away...

Now they're Engifars.

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👤︎ u/Malone76
📅︎ Sep 09 2021
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I have a russian friend who’s a sound engineer.

And a Czech one too, and a Czech one too.

Edit: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

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👤︎ u/AlabamaMayan
📅︎ Aug 23 2019
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I have a polish friend who is a sound engineer...and a Czech one too /r/oneliners/comments/o8y…
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👤︎ u/isurviveoncoffee
📅︎ Jun 28 2021
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I was having problems with the printer at work last week and I had to ring the engineer. I told him that I kept putting paper in to the printer but the display kept saying it just can't get enough...

The engineer said "ah yes.... it's stuck in Depeche Mode"....

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👤︎ u/bobbylake71
📅︎ Jan 09 2021
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You know I hate engineer students sometimes

For example I hate it when engineer students call themself engineers like you don't hear med students calling themself doctors or art students calling themself unemployed.

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👤︎ u/worthrone11160606
📅︎ Nov 19 2020
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[OC (I think)] What do you call the child of a civil engineer?

A truss fund baby.

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👤︎ u/acarp6
📅︎ Feb 05 2021
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I heard that scientist are trying to genetically engineer a pig to have wings.

It seems far fetched to me. I'll believe it when pigs fly

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👤︎ u/fukurslf
📅︎ Aug 07 2020
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I have an exciting new job as an explosives engineer blowing up mountains for tunnels and roads.

It's Groundbreaking work.

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👤︎ u/A_Zenchi
📅︎ Sep 23 2020
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I can't believe they gave that engineer who wrecked the train in New York the electric chair. And he survived it!

I guess he just wasn't a very good conductor.

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👤︎ u/59boomer59
📅︎ Apr 19 2020
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My father was an electrical engineer. I'm not one, but I like to work with electronics.

It's in the wiring.

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👤︎ u/JackFunk
📅︎ Jun 06 2020
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A computer engineer came to my house. I said, "I can't get aroused by programs and other operating information on my machine."

He said, "Software?"

I said, "In my pants."

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Apr 25 2020
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I put the new engineer in charge of driving the locomotive despite without having lessons on how to drive it...

I figured he would do well with on the job training. He went off the rails and wrecked. I don't need to mention about his conduct during the process.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Jan 19 2020
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My 2 year old is playing with Lego and I said "are you going to be an engineer?" my wife says we always need more engineers!

I said "yeah, engines are quite deaf"

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👤︎ u/DrBoon_forgot_his_pw
📅︎ Jul 06 2019
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I wanted to be a turbine engineer, but found I just couldn't wrap my head around it!
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👤︎ u/Sarah_Connor
📅︎ Sep 02 2017
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I really wanted to be a mining engineer.

But I was lousy adit.

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👤︎ u/Rocknocker
📅︎ Sep 26 2018
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You know the main reason why I became an Electrical Engineer?

Because everyone always said I had high potential!

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👤︎ u/WhakaWhakaWhaka
📅︎ Aug 06 2017
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I have a Polish friend who is a sound engineer.

I have a Czech one too.

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👤︎ u/cheifsup
📅︎ Dec 16 2021
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I know a German sound engineer, and a Polish one

... and a Czech one, a Czech one too

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👤︎ u/ToryFirstOfHisName
📅︎ Nov 23 2021
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I know a Russian engineer...

and I know a Czech one-two, a Czech one-two

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👤︎ u/Raging-Potato-12
📅︎ Feb 03 2022
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I kept pushing all my Engineer friends away....

Now They're all Engifars.

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👤︎ u/Aunimportantperson
📅︎ Sep 02 2021
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I knew a Norwegian sound engineer

And a Czech one, too.

Czech one too.

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👤︎ u/The_One-Armed_Badger
📅︎ Jul 23 2021
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I know a German Audio Engineer

And a Czech one too.

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👤︎ u/icemage27
📅︎ Jul 22 2021
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You know I hate engineer students sometimes.

For example I hate it when engineer students call themself engineers like you don't hear med students calling themself doctors or art students calling themself the next hitler

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👤︎ u/worthrone11160606
📅︎ Nov 19 2020
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I have a Polish friend who has a job as a sound engineer...

I have a Czech one too...

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Mar 02 2017
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I have a Russian friend who's a sound engineer...

And a Czech one, and a Czech one too

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👤︎ u/dt2703
📅︎ Mar 06 2020
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I have a polish friend who is a sound engineer. and a Czech one too, Czech one too, Czech one too
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👤︎ u/TheBreadSkeleton
📅︎ Mar 07 2019
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I know a Russian Sound Engineer

And a Czech one too.

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👤︎ u/icemage27
📅︎ Aug 18 2020
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I have a Polish friend who is a sound engineer

And a Czech one, too.

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👤︎ u/tonycocacola
📅︎ Feb 14 2020
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I have a russian friend who's a sound engineer.

And a Czech one too, and a Czech one too.

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👤︎ u/skylly100
📅︎ Dec 12 2019
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I have a Polish friend who has a job as a sound engineer.

I have a Czech one too.

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👤︎ u/thewargingned
📅︎ Jun 17 2018
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I have a Polish friend who is a sound engineer.

I have a Czech one, too

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👤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
📅︎ Feb 01 2020
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