Help! I can't read anyone's posts!
I never learned sign language.
I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth we can read maps backwards!" and I thought to myself...
I just read that alligators can grow upto 15feet.
But I haven't seen any with more than 4.
I read you can buy half a pillowcase down at Bed Bath and Beyond!
Turns out it was a total sham
A famous horror novelist was at a convention when a man asked, “Why are all your books so dark? I’ve tried, but I just can’t manage to read any of them.” The novelist responded,
“So you haven’t tried turning on a light then?”
I read that Russia opposes Israel's annexation of parts of the West Bank, well Putin can just go Crimea river
I’m currently working on a machine that can read minds
I’d love to here your thoughts
I read the other day that an American Alligator can grow up to 15 feet!
I was shocked because I’ve never seen one with more than 4!
I know at least 17 people who can’t read...
Of course they’re all newborns.
I can read you're mind
You are thinking about my grammatical error.
I can’t go on Reddit because I already read it.
A rope a walks into a bar and the bartender points to a sign, says "Can't you read?! No Ropes allowed". The rope leaves the bar, ties himself into a bow and messes up his hair and walks back in. The bartender says, " ain't you that rope again"?! The rope replies, "Nope, I'm a frayed not"!
I can lip read fish. Still don't know who Bob is though.
The doctor read my X-ray and said that I can't laugh for six weeks.
He told me I broke my humerus bone.
Can you read the following: I I I I I I I I
You just passed your I exam.
I've only read the lyrics and can't wait to hear that new fishin' song
I'm all about the bass
the bass
the bass
No treble (hook)
I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth, we can read maps backwards!" and I thought...
I got an email from Google Earth saying it can “read maps backwards” and I thought
I got an email from Google that said "At Google Earth, we can even read maps backwards". And so I thought...
I just read that alligators can grow up to 15 feet..
I haven’t seen any with more than 4.
I recently got an email from Google Earth saying “we can read maps backwards!”
I thought, well that’s just spam
I got an email saying “at Google Earth, we can read maps backwards”...
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