Help! I can't read anyone's posts!

I never learned sign language.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Devex123
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth we can read maps backwards!" and I thought to myself...

β€œThat’s just spam.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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I just read that alligators can grow upto 15feet.

But I haven't seen any with more than 4.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/__teju
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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I read you can buy half a pillowcase down at Bed Bath and Beyond!

Turns out it was a total sham

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Guru_in_flannel
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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A famous horror novelist was at a convention when a man asked, β€œWhy are all your books so dark? I’ve tried, but I just can’t manage to read any of them.” The novelist responded,

β€œSo you haven’t tried turning on a light then?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MightyOtaku
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2020
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I read that Russia opposes Israel's annexation of parts of the West Bank, well Putin can just go Crimea river
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tacojohn48
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2019
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I read the other day that an American Alligator can grow up to 15 feet!

I was shocked because I’ve never seen one with more than 4!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RageMonster17
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2019
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I know at least 17 people who can’t read...

Of course they’re all newborns.

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πŸ“…︎ May 29 2019
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I can read you're mind

You are thinking about my grammatical error.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2019
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I can’t go on Reddit because I already read it.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mybroisugly
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2019
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A rope a walks into a bar and the bartender points to a sign, says "Can't you read?! No Ropes allowed". The rope leaves the bar, ties himself into a bow and messes up his hair and walks back in. The bartender says, " ain't you that rope again"?! The rope replies, "Nope, I'm a frayed not"!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/goodboyBill
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2015
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I can lip read fish. Still don't know who Bob is though.
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πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2018
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The doctor read my X-ray and said that I can't laugh for six weeks.

He told me I broke my humerus bone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/derderder1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2017
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Can you read the following: I I I I I I I I

You just passed your I exam.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/squidfood
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2014
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I've only read the lyrics and can't wait to hear that new fishin' song

I'm all about the bass the bass the bass No treble (hook)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/radarplane
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2014
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I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth, we can read maps backwards!" and I thought...

β€œThat’s just spam.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2018
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I got an email from Google Earth saying it can β€œread maps backwards” and I thought

β€œThat’s just spam.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VikingLord17
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2018
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I got an email from Google that said "At Google Earth, we can even read maps backwards". And so I thought...

"That's just spam"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Amphibatron
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2019
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I just read that alligators can grow up to 15 feet..

I haven’t seen any with more than 4.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sprice-3
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2019
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I recently got an email from Google Earth saying β€œwe can read maps backwards!”

I thought, well that’s just spam

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Andyh10s
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2018
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I got an email saying β€œat Google Earth, we can read maps backwards”...

But that’s just spam

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dadhat99
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2018
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