My sister bet me that I couldn’t make a car out of spaghetti
You should have seen her face as I drove Pasta
I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him fifty bucks that he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf.
He said, "No the steaks are too high."
A man eating curds says, “I bet Miss Muffet would enjoy this.”
A cheese expert replied, “There’s no whey!”
I bet my 4 kids $5 I could jump higher than my house
I bet none of you will see this one coming
My friend bet me money that I couldn’t name a Great Lake.
I bet it smells great over there!
I bet you think Russians use fishing rods.
I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.
I'll bet the guy who invented the snooze button...
.....never invented anything else.
if i bet on him he could win me some bread
bet y’all laughed i’m so farknee haha (someone end me please)
I made a bet that I could avoid horses for a week
Needless to say, I ignored all the neigh sayers.
I bet you didn't c that one coming
I bet you didn’t see that coming.
I bet he eats spaghetti from hecc
Boy. I bet Anakin Skywalker must have paid a lot of money for his suit.
I think It may have cost him a couple arms and a couple legs.
My son asked me today what déjà vu meant as some bet. I pretended I didn't hear him to make him ask me again so I could teach him.
So he yelled, "Hey - ya new tent has come I bet!" as he ran to the door
Doesn't he need to change? I bet his best friend's name is penny.
I bet this helicopter wooden fly
I'll bet she likes KateFC, *sorry for that*
I bet it felt great to finnish that!
My friend bet me 100$ I wouldn't be able to get the prime cuts of meat from the top shelf.
When the third zero came up, I promptly bet my money against another one appearing...
...and quickly lost everything.
It was all four naughts.
I bet the scale is feeling a little under the weather
I bet he would be the butt of many jokes
At first, I was afraid I was petrified. Kept thinking, I could never live without that post school drop off ride. Bet then I spent so many nights thinking, how you did me wrong.
And I grew strong and I learned a schoolless day is just so long. Go on now, go, walk out the door, please go to school now. 'Cause you're not welcome anymore.
Weren't you the one, who each school day said goodbye? But now I think I'll crumble? And I'll lay down and die? Oh, no, not I, I will survive Oh, as long as I know how to love, I know I'll stay alive. I've got all my life to live, I've got all my love to give And I'll survive, I will survive, hey, hey.
I can't believe he ego of that cannibal who bet me he could eat his own leg!
That guy is just full of himself!
I bet my wife I could form a full sentence out of the noodles in my alphabet soup
My friend bet me a subway sandwich that I couldn't walk on a tightrope without falling. He was right.
My sister bet me a hundred dollars I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti.
You should've seen the look on her face when I drove pasta.
I bet a butcher $20 that he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf...
He said "Sorry man. The steaks are too high."
I bet you won’t see this one coming...
I bet none of you will see this one coming
My sister bet me $15 that i couldn't build a car out of spaghetti.
You should have seen the look on her face as i drove pasta.
My Sister Bet Me $15 I Couldn't Build a Car Out Of Spaghetti
You should of seen her face as I drove pasta.
I bet none of you see this one coming.
I bet none of you will see this one coming
I bet my butcher he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf. He said he wasn't going to bet with me.
He told me the steaks were too high.
My sister bet me a thousand dollars that I could not build a car out of noodles.
You should have seen the look on her face as I drove pasta!
My sister bet me a hundred dollars i couldn't build a car out of spaghetti
You should've seen the look on her face as I drove pasta!
I bet a butcher that he couldn’t reach the meat on the top shelf
He refused, because the steaks were too high.
I bet none of you will see this one coming
My sister bet me £15 that I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti
You should of seen the look on her face as i drove pasta
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