I Bet Puns

A list of puns related to "I Bet"

"I bet" that's punny
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👤︎ u/AmanMegha2909
📅︎ Feb 03 2021
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My friend bet me money that I couldn’t name a Great Lake.

I said, “Huron.”

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👤︎ u/reditrewrite
📅︎ Oct 28 2020
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I bet none of you will see this one coming

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👤︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
📅︎ Mar 08 2020
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I bet you think Russians use fishing rods.

But no, Nyet.

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👤︎ u/evilweasel72
📅︎ Nov 28 2020
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I bet it smells great over there!
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👤︎ u/DinoMight_ArmSumo
📅︎ Sep 19 2020
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I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.
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👤︎ u/kickypie
📅︎ Oct 06 2020
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I'll bet the guy who invented the snooze button...

.....never invented anything else.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Nov 09 2020
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I bet he could
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👤︎ u/Fidelstikks
📅︎ Jun 27 2020
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I bet a butcher $20 that he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf...

He said "Sorry man. The steaks are too high."

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👤︎ u/FrickekingFricker
📅︎ Dec 13 2019
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bet y’all laughed i’m so farknee haha (someone end me please)
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👤︎ u/ytdistinct_
📅︎ Aug 13 2020
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if i bet on him he could win me some bread
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👤︎ u/seeebwo
📅︎ Jul 25 2020
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I made a bet that I could avoid horses for a week

Needless to say, I ignored all the neigh sayers.

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👤︎ u/WeebSportsResort
📅︎ Sep 05 2020
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My son asked me today what déjà vu meant as some bet. I pretended I didn't hear him to make him ask me again so I could teach him.

So he yelled, "Hey - ya new tent has come I bet!" as he ran to the door

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👤︎ u/NoMoreTerritory
📅︎ Sep 21 2020
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I bet he eats spaghetti from hecc
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👤︎ u/DrakeATron3000
📅︎ Jul 28 2020
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Boy. I bet Anakin Skywalker must have paid a lot of money for his suit.

I think It may have cost him a couple arms and a couple legs.

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👤︎ u/Valbranz
📅︎ Aug 02 2020
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I bet you didn't c that one coming
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👤︎ u/SomeoneNamedSomeone
📅︎ May 19 2020
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Doesn't he need to change? I bet his best friend's name is penny.
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👤︎ u/puffskeleton
📅︎ Jun 21 2020
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My Sister Bet Me $15 I Couldn't Build a Car Out Of Spaghetti

You should of seen her face as I drove pasta.

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👤︎ u/JackKeogh01
📅︎ Jul 18 2019
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I bet this helicopter wooden fly
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👤︎ u/JuackRamRez
📅︎ Feb 22 2020
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I bet you didn’t see that coming.
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👤︎ u/Quibblicous
📅︎ Feb 08 2019
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When the third zero came up, I promptly bet my money against another one appearing...

...and quickly lost everything.

It was all four naughts.

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👤︎ u/this_time_i_mean_it
📅︎ Jul 02 2020
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My friend bet me 100$ I wouldn't be able to get the prime cuts of meat from the top shelf.

The steaks are high.

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👤︎ u/ultim8umly
📅︎ Jun 13 2020
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I bet it felt great to finnish that!
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👤︎ u/cREDBARON
📅︎ Mar 26 2020
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I bet it holds a lot
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👤︎ u/HiDDENk00l
📅︎ Jan 23 2020
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I'll bet she likes KateFC, *sorry for that*
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👤︎ u/_vasiliss
📅︎ Jan 13 2020
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I bet he used a pipe
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👤︎ u/newaccount_who_diss
📅︎ Mar 26 2020
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I bet the scale is feeling a little under the weather
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👤︎ u/wtflagnard
📅︎ Feb 29 2020
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I can't believe he ego of that cannibal who bet me he could eat his own leg!

That guy is just full of himself!

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👤︎ u/Seannj222
📅︎ Jun 10 2020
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I bet he would be the butt of many jokes
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👤︎ u/MilPens
📅︎ Aug 15 2019
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I bet my wife I could form a full sentence out of the noodles in my alphabet soup

Man did I eat my words

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👤︎ u/WaltzWithPotatos
📅︎ Apr 03 2020
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My friend bet me a subway sandwich that I couldn't walk on a tightrope without falling. He was right.

It was a sub I fell for.

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👤︎ u/Anthonybrose
📅︎ Apr 06 2020
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I bet you'll read the title twice.

Title

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👤︎ u/NameTheTrait
📅︎ Mar 27 2020
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I bet you that I can quit my gambling addiction!
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👤︎ u/ExpertAccident
📅︎ Oct 02 2019
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I bet you didn't know I was a gambler.
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👤︎ u/big_macaroons
📅︎ Sep 11 2019
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I bet my girlfriend that I could make a car out of anything from the kitchen cupboard

Should have seen her face when I drove pasta

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👤︎ u/PhatPhlaps
📅︎ Sep 17 2019
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You bet Uranus I’ll be there!
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👤︎ u/heputmystuffinjello
📅︎ Jan 30 2019
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I’ll bet this driver is an asshole
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👤︎ u/bpatlanta
📅︎ Jun 24 2019
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I bet you won’t see this one coming...

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👤︎ u/MangoAway17
📅︎ Nov 17 2020
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I bet none of you see this one coming.

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👤︎ u/midget_clown
📅︎ Jul 27 2020
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I bet none of you will see this one coming

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👤︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
📅︎ Jun 11 2019
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My sister bet me $15 that i couldn't build a car out of spaghetti.

You should have seen the look on her face as i drove pasta.

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👤︎ u/avianthon
📅︎ May 09 2019
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I bet none of you will see this one coming

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👤︎ u/One_Day_Dead
📅︎ Jul 28 2019
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My sister bet me a thousand dollars that I could not build a car out of noodles.

You should have seen the look on her face as I drove pasta!

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👤︎ u/Psych-Demon
📅︎ May 11 2020
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I bet my butcher he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf. He said he wasn't going to bet with me.

He told me the steaks were too high.

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👤︎ u/ShastaBeast87
📅︎ Sep 09 2019
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I bet a butcher that he couldn’t reach the meat on the top shelf

He refused, because the steaks were too high.

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👤︎ u/Annonomon
📅︎ Mar 09 2020
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My sister bet me a hundred dollars i couldn't build a car out of spaghetti

You should've seen the look on her face as I drove pasta!

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👤︎ u/RedWolf308
📅︎ Dec 24 2018
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My sister bet me £15 that I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti

You should of seen the look on her face as i drove pasta

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👤︎ u/xXDarkSwordsXx
📅︎ Mar 04 2019
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I bet none of you will see this one coming

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👤︎ u/snowboard3r
📅︎ Mar 26 2017
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