I'm Gay Puns

Me: clenches fist

Wife: don’t you dare

Me: face turns red

Wife: ........

Me: hi Gay, I’m dad.

Mum: looks at dad

Dad: clenches fist and sweats

Mum: No, don-

Dad: HI GAY I'M DAD

I don't know, maybe I'm just not thinking straight.

They queeried whether i was or not.

I thought it was a queer way to say hello

Mom: Stares at Dad

Dad: Clenches fist

Mom: "Don't!"

Dad: Sweats Profusely

Mom: "..."

Dad: "HI GAY, I'M DAD"

Son: "No dad, I'm serious!"

Dad: "You're serious? I thought you were Gay!"

Dad: No, I’m gay Dad.

Dad #2: No, I’m gay dad.

Son: "Mom, Dad.. I'm gay"

Mom: *staring at dad

Dad: ...*clenches fists

Mom: ...don't!

Dad: *sweats profusely

Mom:

Dad: HI GAY, IM DAD

Kudos to @Lerky on Twitter

Mom:stares at dad Dad:clenching his fist Mom:Don’t you dare! Dad:HI GAY, IM DAD!

Dad: clenches fist

Mom: DON’T

Dad: sweats profusely

Mom: ...

Dad: HI GAY I’M DAD

Dad: HI GAY, IM DAD!

Dad: "Hi Gay, I'm dad!

MOM: stares

DAD: clenches fist

MOM: HONEY, DON'T..!

DAD: starts sweating

SON: oh no..

DAD: HI GAY, I'M DAD..!

Mom: Stares at Dad

Dad: Clenches Fist

Mom: "Don't!"

Dad: Sweats Profusely

Mom: "..."

Dad: "HI GAY, IM DAD"

Grandma: Stares at Grandpa

Grandpa: Clenches Fist

Grandma: "Don't!"

Grandpa: Sweats Profusely

Grandma: "..."

Grandpa: "HI DAD, I'M GRANDPA"

Son: "HI GRANDPA, I'M GAY"

Mom: Stares at Dad

Dad: Clenches fist

Mom: "Don't!"

Dad: Sweats Profusely

Mom: "..."

Dad: "HI GAY, I'M DAD"

 

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Hey gay, I’m Dad

• Son: "Mum, Dad... I'm gay"
• Mum: staring at Dad
• Dad clenches fist
• Mum: ..."Don't!"
• Dad: "HI GAY, I'M DAD!"

Me: watches nervously
Mom: glances at Dad
Dad: clenches fists
Mom: "Don't!"
Dad: "Hi, Gay. I'm Dad.