A list of puns related to "I'll Be Your Mirror"
Putting the small boy in the waiting chair. He sat down and ordered the full-works: haircut, shave, scalp massage.
Via the mirror he kept an eye on the boy and each time the lad showed any sign of moving, he said sternly "Stay there, now."
When he was finished, he stood up and motioned the boy into the barbers chair. "I'll be right back," he said to the barber. "There's just something I have to get in the shop next door."
The barber got on with the boy's haircut, but the man did not reappear. When the haircut was complete, the barber said: "Your dad's being a long time."
"He's not my dad" said the boy. "Who is he then?" asked the barber. "He's just a man who came up to me and said, "Hey, do you want a free haircut?"
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