Duck hunting

2 guys went duck hunting. They were out there all day and didn't get a single duck. One turns to the other and says I don't understand why we haven't gotten anything yet. The other guy says I don't know, maybe we're not throwing the dog high enough.

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📅︎ Nov 14 2020
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Got my pops today. He didn't have patience.

Group text with the family.

Dad: Did the dog find any golden nuggets in the front yard?

Brother: Nope. Not this time. Hunting and tracking takes patients dad.

Dad: He gets his patients from me.

Me: But you're not a doctor.

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📅︎ Nov 08 2015
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